# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 279
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5567 "2022-03-12T13:03:49Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Bring Kittens, Guns and Money Meow! Go for it Prof. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5568 "2022-03-12T17:16:54Z")
Huzzah! Here we go… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.77d13c31c0802be912a5b1e4abad3069?rik=eIHWqHeHfUG6Eg&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.77d13c31c0802be912a5b1e4abad3069?rik=eIHWqHeHfUG6Eg&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5569 "2022-03-12T21:00:17Z")
Bing Crosby sang it best: 🎶 I’m an old cowhand from the Rio Grande But my legs ain’t bowed and my cheeks ain’t tan I’m a cowboy who never saw a cow Never roped a steer 'cause I don’t know how Sure ain’t a fixing to start in now Oh, yippie yi yo kayah, yippie yi yo kayah ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5570 "2022-03-13T01:24:20Z")
_Dances With Puppies_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5571 "2022-03-13T20:27:52Z")
Ah, must be the weekend. Both entries are very nice, and I’m a great fan of Der Bingle, but: Winner! > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Dances With Puppies Well done, KO! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5572 "2022-03-14T12:38:18Z")
OK, what’s happening here? [![](https://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ct081915-500x281.jpg) ](https://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ct081915-500x281.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5573 "2022-03-14T12:52:40Z")
Spider-Van, Spider-Van, Does whatever a spider can… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5574 "2022-03-14T12:53:08Z")
Hand me one more roll of duct tape, Delores, and I think we’ve got it! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5575 "2022-03-14T21:47:30Z")
“Back up camera? Hell, we don’t need no backup camera!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5576 "2022-03-15T11:04:00Z")
I identify with this statement more than you realize. Take it away, Kent! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5577 "2022-03-15T14:48:09Z")
Well, thanks! Now, what the hell is this? [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYX7LkQIYAAg7KN.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYX7LkQIYAAg7KN.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5578 "2022-03-15T14:52:20Z")
Just what this message board needs; another dead horse to beat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5579 "2022-03-15T19:05:59Z")
“‘Get a _house_?’ I thought you said, ‘Get a _horse_’!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5580 "2022-03-15T19:16:56Z")
_deleted_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5581 "2022-03-15T19:26:51Z")
“Get a horse,” they said. “You’ll go four time faster,” they said. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5582 "2022-03-15T19:27:23Z")
“What? Oh. Horse_radish_?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5583 "2022-03-15T19:50:02Z")
In Soviet Russia, horse rides you. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5584 "2022-03-16T11:36:20Z")
“Amazon customer service sucks!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5585 "2022-03-17T00:26:45Z")
And @Elmer_J.Fudd wins for self-referencing! Go forth and gallop **EJF.** > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Just what this message board needs; another dead horse to beat. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5586 "2022-03-17T01:01:26Z")
Thanks! [![](https://content.magnumphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cortex/nyc70202-teaser-xxl.jpg) ](https://content.magnumphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cortex/nyc70202-teaser-xxl.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=278) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=280)