# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/542 "2020-08-18T18:15:06Z")
Woo-hoo! Thanks, **Coach**! Okay, let’s see what you folks can make of this: [![](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2018/02/18/12/59/ninja-3162182_960_720.jpg) ](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2018/02/18/12/59/ninja-3162182_960_720.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/543 "2020-08-18T18:21:20Z")
When I said I wanted a young-CGI’d Samuel L. Jackson, you guys went a little too far. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/544 "2020-08-18T18:25:45Z")
🎶 Giant child in the city, stompin’ round, shows no pity 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/545 "2020-08-18T19:06:06Z")
So here’s the right way to rampage through the city, children. Knees flexed, ready for a counterattack from any direction. And notice that little Eddie is wearing his safety glasses. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/546 "2020-08-18T19:11:15Z")
_“They wreck the city and I clean everything up. Who’s the real superhero?”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/547 "2020-08-18T19:54:34Z")
_ **Toy Story** meets **Resident Evil**._ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/548 "2020-08-18T20:00:05Z")
Oh no! There goes Tokyo. Go go Brozilla! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/549 "2020-08-18T23:49:18Z")
_The story behind Tiger Woods’ competitive style? A childhood spent in a typical American neighborhood._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/550 "2020-08-19T07:30:49Z")
_Give a child a stick, and he will move the whole world._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/551 "2020-08-19T09:02:03Z")
_ **Poke me mon go** - the latest craze in Kingston, Jamaica._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/552 "2020-08-19T17:43:26Z")
_Wearing glasses may become a nightmare for your child. Buy contacts._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/553 "2020-08-19T19:49:24Z")
Many fine entries, but this one from **Quondam Mechanic** made me laugh so loud that it deserves the win: > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > So here’s the right way to rampage through the city, children. Knees flexed, ready for a counterattack from any direction. And notice that little Eddie is wearing his safety glasses. Your turn to post a picture, **Quondam Mechanic**! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/554 "2020-08-19T20:56:09Z")
Well played, QM! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/555 "2020-08-19T22:53:36Z")
Thanks, folks! Sorry for the delay – sometimes I actually try to do things other than submit puns to these boards…[http://cdn.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/random-photos-2.jpg](http://cdn.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/random-photos-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/556 "2020-08-19T22:57:12Z")
Driving Miss Doggy ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/557 "2020-08-19T22:59:13Z")
[not in play] – I tried to post a picture, as Spoons evidently did, but it got rejected, hence the link. What am I missing here? Back to your game, already in progress. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/558 "2020-08-19T23:05:00Z")
“Does a grey light mean Stop or does it mean I can drive through?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/559 "2020-08-19T23:08:59Z")
_Gee, I hate it when the humans chase after the cars…_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/560 "2020-08-19T23:14:05Z")
Warning. Spoilered for offensiveness. “Me and my pack…cruisin’ for bitches” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/561 "2020-08-19T23:19:38Z")
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