# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 284
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5667 "2022-03-30T18:40:22Z")
Y’know, Rex, you’re a lot stronger than that guy is. Next time, hit him while he’s pouring out the dog chow and you can have the whole bag! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5668 "2022-03-30T19:06:13Z")
“Go ahead and get on your stupid horse and jump over shit. We’re fine right here. By the way, what’s the Netflix password?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5669 "2022-03-31T17:12:48Z")
All great captions! I’m going with @Knowed_Out with: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “The cat in the next room called you ugly.” You’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5670 "2022-03-31T19:34:45Z")
OK, let’s find a new rabbit hole. [![](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-08-at-5.25.33-PM.jpg) ](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-08-at-5.25.33-PM.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5671 "2022-03-31T19:54:42Z")
MW4MW. Same-room swap only. (The parrot stays in the room too) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5672 "2022-03-31T19:56:03Z")
The PLA (Psittacopasserae Liberation Army) was one of the weirder radical groups in the 1970s. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5673 "2022-03-31T20:09:14Z")
Say what you want - that bird’s a killer! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5674 "2022-03-31T23:22:38Z")
Folks, come on down to the Hearst-Yankovic Skeet Shooting Emporium! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5675 "2022-04-01T00:10:25Z")
Fine plumage on that bird…and the parrot ain’t bad, either. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5676 "2022-04-02T02:14:34Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The PLA (Psittacopasserae Liberation Army) was one of the weirder radical groups in the 1970s. Just for “Psittacopasserae” alone does this entry win. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5677 "2022-04-02T04:43:20Z")
More 1970s fashion… [![](https://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/30-weird-1970s-men-s-fashion-ads-that-are-just-too-much-too-handle-01.jpg) ](https://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/30-weird-1970s-men-s-fashion-ads-that-are-just-too-much-too-handle-01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5678 "2022-04-02T05:12:33Z")
“You want us to smile for the photo? While wearing this crap?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5679 "2022-04-02T11:57:33Z")
“Vee haff superior fashion genetics. Vee bred ze sheep zis vay.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5680 "2022-04-02T13:10:28Z")
We’re dyed in the wool Scotsmen, ach aye! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5681 "2022-04-02T16:22:07Z")
Genuine couch cushion sheep are considered superior to polyester. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5682 "2022-04-03T04:33:57Z")
Hal Briston? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5683 "2022-04-03T17:02:14Z")
A scowl and a wide, scrotum-accommodating stance will see a real man through any predicament. Any. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5684 "2022-04-03T18:19:33Z")
@Spoons made me do a Google search, which results all led me back to the SDMB. As punishment, I am proclaiming him the winner. > [@Spoons](#): > > Hal Briston? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5685 "2022-04-03T18:22:46Z")
(While waiting for Spoons, I’m going to sneak one in. ) More evidence that owners resemble their pets. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5686 "2022-04-03T18:58:35Z")
Thanks, **Elmer**! Yes, poor **Hal** took a lot of (good-natured) ribbing here for some years, after he left his browser open to the SDMB, and his brother or somebody posted about his love of sheep. Okay, let’s see what this one is all about: [![](https://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/funny-pics8-e1617572887705.jpg) ](https://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/funny-pics8-e1617572887705.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=283) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=285)