# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 286
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5707 "2022-04-06T16:31:36Z")
When this Nurse gives a shot, she really shoots! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5708 "2022-04-06T16:32:47Z")
Trauma Center! The exciting new game that lets you make patients AND heal them! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5709 "2022-04-06T16:34:15Z")
Oops! Typo. That should be “_Horse_ Doctor Medical Play Set”. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5710 "2022-04-06T16:36:31Z")
Speculum not included. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5711 "2022-04-06T16:58:02Z")
If your patient refuses to be examined, shoot them! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5712 "2022-04-07T06:02:00Z")
“No, no, you see, the idea is to roll the capsules at the bowling pins, and if you don’t knock them down, _then_ you shoot them.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5713 "2022-04-07T13:03:01Z")
Twice as effective for treating COVID-19 as anything Pres. Trump has said! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5714 "2022-04-07T16:55:08Z")
Omg, every entry was great! I snorted loudest for: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > I see the 2024 candidate from Texas has rolled out his plan for “Cruzcare”. @Elmer_J.Fudd, you’re the winner! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5715 "2022-04-07T17:20:31Z")
Thanks! [![](https://theyearofhalloween.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/weird-vintage-photo-e1323722233306.jpg) ](https://theyearofhalloween.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/weird-vintage-photo-e1323722233306.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5716 "2022-04-07T17:23:09Z")
“Use your extra legs to cross the street faster, you bloody hobgoblins!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5717 "2022-04-07T18:09:35Z")
Fortunately The Doctor turned up to save Earth. Again. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5718 "2022-04-07T18:27:31Z")
No worries constable, just a pair of Essex bints on the pull ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5719 "2022-04-07T20:44:12Z")
Contrary to what the movies would have you believe, Minions did actually evolve over time. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5720 "2022-04-07T21:42:18Z")
Rejected cover art for _Abbey Road_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5721 "2022-04-08T18:29:57Z")
My own contribution: “This is why I voted for Brexit.” But not as funny as our winner: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Rejected cover art for _Abbey Road_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5722 "2022-04-08T20:36:10Z")
Thanks. And now. . . [![](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/12/21/37/2693092/6/rawImage.jpg) ](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/12/21/37/2693092/6/rawImage.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5723 "2022-04-08T20:47:28Z")
“And Snoopy absolutely _nails_ his vault. The judges should like that.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5724 "2022-04-08T20:54:34Z")
“Damn you Christo!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5725 "2022-04-08T20:59:57Z")
NO, NO. I TOLD the builder the doghouse has to be THIS big! WHERE’S WOODSTOCK? TELL ME THAT YOU DIDN’T WRAP HIM UP INSIDE THE DOGHOUSE. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5726 "2022-04-09T00:23:37Z")
The folks at the Sopwith Camel factory don’t take much pride in their gift wrapping. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=285) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=287)