# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5747 "2022-04-12T06:09:18Z")
“Is that rouge that the undertaker put on him?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5748 "2022-04-12T11:22:52Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “If your erection lasts more than four hours, or continues after your death, seek medical attention.” This one prevails, despite the stiff competition. You’re uh, up Kent! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5749 "2022-04-12T15:27:27Z")
How about something seasonal [![](https://ryantrone.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/evil-easter-bunny1.jpg) ](https://ryantrone.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/evil-easter-bunny1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5750 "2022-04-12T15:29:15Z")
Bite the heads off my Cadbury cousins, will you? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5751 "2022-04-12T15:54:04Z")
“Remember Timmy, if you don’t brush your teeth and say your prayers, you’ll look like that.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5752 "2022-04-12T16:48:33Z")
Back of snapshot: Easter in Caerbannog, Liam MacGregor age 4. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5753 "2022-04-12T19:06:37Z")
“Say Hasenpfeffer!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5754 "2022-04-12T19:59:54Z")
Ya don’t monkey around with the Cadbury Ape! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5755 "2022-04-12T20:06:11Z")
They said it doesn’t matter if you’re Jewish. They said a photo with the Easter Bunny would be cute. They said Vatican II repudiated Jewish deicide. They said. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5756 "2022-04-14T00:37:55Z")
Well, that was. . . different. Take it away @Slithy_Tove > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > They said it doesn’t matter if you’re Jewish. They said a photo with the Easter Bunny would be cute. They said Vatican II repudiated Jewish deicide. They said. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5757 "2022-04-14T00:59:09Z")
What praise can we offer Madonna Ciccone, [winner of the Olden Globes?](https://mobile.twitter.com/pintospice/status/1437211356126748672/photo/1) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5758 "2022-04-14T01:28:12Z")
Butt, butt, are you sure that’s Madonna? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5759 "2022-04-14T02:18:36Z")
[Just to be helpful:] [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_IAHGjWUAAfmiA?format=jpg&name=900x900) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_IAHGjWUAAfmiA?format=jpg&name=900x900) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5760 "2022-04-14T02:19:59Z")
I don’t want you to thank me, You can just spank me. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5761 "2022-04-14T02:41:41Z")
Madonna was the most successful of the Widette family’s cousins. [![](https://onesnladay.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/2.10.1979_0.12.40.00-300x225.jpg) ](https://onesnladay.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/2.10.1979_0.12.40.00-300x225.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5762 "2022-04-14T11:01:48Z")
A few starving children in Rwanda won’t miss their distended bellies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5763 "2022-04-14T13:20:56Z")
The Material Girl’s added Botox to her list of ingredients. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5764 "2022-04-14T21:11:17Z")
This “defund the police” nonsense has to stop! At least give them enough money for a full uniform. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5765 "2022-04-15T01:06:16Z")
A close race but @Lumpy wins for harkening back to the classics. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5766 "2022-04-15T02:05:19Z")
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