# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/562 "2020-08-19T23:24:56Z")
It’s Animal Control, everyone be cool! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/563 "2020-08-19T23:27:31Z")
Anyone know where Toonces lives? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/564 "2020-08-19T23:35:09Z")
“Sorry, guys. Dad says I can’t open the windows if we go on the highway.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/565 "2020-08-19T23:37:35Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > [not in play] – I tried to post a picture, as Spoons evidently did, but it got rejected, hence the link. What am I missing here? It’s easy, but not exactly intuitive. Here’s how to do it: 1. Go to the page where the photo you want is. 2. Right-click on the photo. A dialog box appears. 3. Select “View Image Info.” A Page Info box appears. 4. Click the “Media” button at the top of the box, if it is not pre-selected for you. Halfway down the box is a list (Location, Type, Size, etc.). The Location list item will have a URL that should end in .jpg. 5. Highlight the entire URL, and copy it. 6. Return to the SDMB and open a Reply box. 7. Paste the URL that you copied into the Reply box, on its own line (do not precede or follow it with text). You should see your picture appear in the Preview pane. 8. Click Reply to post the photo to the thread. Like I said, it’s not intuitive; but if you follow the steps above, you should be able to put your picture in the thread: [![](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2019/10/12/20/23/hungary-4544781_960_720.jpg) ](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2019/10/12/20/23/hungary-4544781_960_720.jpg) Just like that. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/566 "2020-08-19T23:38:51Z")
Lazy American dogs. Drives a stick to chase a stick. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/567 "2020-08-19T23:41:23Z")
Weren’t we supposed to wait for the humans? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/568 "2020-08-20T00:01:49Z")
“Coming up tonight on Squad K-9, the team is after a dangerous cat burglar.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/569 "2020-08-20T00:06:54Z")
“Bumpy ride? No, it’s just a ruff road.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/570 "2020-08-20T00:08:21Z")
“Does anyone need to stop at the next hydrant?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/571 "2020-08-20T00:10:00Z")
“The good news: the dogcatcher is no longer tailing us. The bad news: the cops _are_!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/572 "2020-08-20T00:17:31Z")
“Marvin, what do you make of all this?” “Man, I don’t even have an opinion.“ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/573 "2020-08-20T00:17:53Z")
“Anyone got change for the barking meter?” ---
**Author:** ![PetroDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@PetroDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetroDude)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/574 "2020-08-20T12:25:23Z")
“Hurry. We’re late for the poker game!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/575 "2020-08-20T12:46:05Z")
Who let the dogs out? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/576 "2020-08-20T12:48:54Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Thanks, folks! Sorry for the delay – sometimes I actually try to do things other than submit puns to these boards…[http://cdn.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/random-photos-2.jpg](http://cdn.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/random-photos-2.jpg) [http://cdn.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/random-photos-2.jpg](http://cdn.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/random-photos-2.jpg) “And so I says to Mary, ‘You should go to Human Resources with that because butt sniffing is sexual harassment!’” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/577 "2020-08-20T13:05:22Z")
“You’re right; it _is_ weird riding with your head inside the car.” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/578 "2020-08-20T13:29:45Z")
Chasing squirrels is so much easier this way. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/579 "2020-08-20T13:46:10Z")
🎶 99 cans of fud in the house, 99 cans of fud 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![PetroDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@PetroDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetroDude)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/580 "2020-08-20T14:01:39Z")
“As God as my witness, I thought dogs could fly.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/581 "2020-08-20T14:37:32Z")
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