# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5787 "2022-04-20T12:46:47Z")
Inferno. Ring LXVI. The Circle of Ventriloquists and Contortionists. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5788 "2022-04-20T16:50:21Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Frankly, this was easier than taking yoga classes.” Flying an autofellatio joke in under the radar FTW. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5789 "2022-04-20T17:36:42Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > > > “Frankly, this was easier than taking yoga classes.” > > Flying an autofellatio joke in under the radar FTW I completely missed that! That’s great! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5790 "2022-04-20T18:05:37Z")
Some more Fine Art… [![](https://artincontext.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Famous-Bizarre-Art.jpg) ](https://artincontext.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Famous-Bizarre-Art.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5791 "2022-04-20T18:20:09Z")
See what comes from letting men wear dresses?!! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5792 "2022-04-20T18:55:19Z")
“He wouldn’t latch to his mom, he just spit formula back up, so we just thought we’d give granpa’s goiter discharge a try. And you know what? The little guy is really thriving!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5793 "2022-04-20T19:40:30Z")
Vot? You neffer heard of the bosom of Abraham? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5794 "2022-04-21T01:10:53Z")
“My personal pronouns are she/her.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5795 "2022-04-22T03:03:25Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > My personal pronouns are she/her Not just clever, but correct. Jusepe de Ribera’s 17th Century painting of Magdalena Ventura with her husband and child, is more popularly known as _La mujer barbuda_ – The Bearded Woman. You’re up @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5796 "2022-04-22T11:07:00Z")
Let’s continue with body parts. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/96/a1/e396a1abe68d3b704992474415cb56b8.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/96/a1/e396a1abe68d3b704992474415cb56b8.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5797 "2022-04-22T13:17:52Z")
Can I keep him, Mommy? He followed me home! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5798 "2022-04-22T16:13:18Z")
Doctors have hesitated to separate the twins because of the intermingling of their organs. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5799 "2022-04-22T17:20:01Z")
Yes, just look at him. That is the man-eater! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5800 "2022-04-22T17:20:11Z")
He’s Cock of the Walk! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5801 "2022-04-22T17:26:38Z")
When Wisconsin asked for a new team mascot that embodied the theme of cheese, some submissions took an unexpected angle. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5802 "2022-04-23T16:17:20Z")
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Barney the Dinosaur had several unfortunate attempts at plastic surgery, and lives in a retirement home in Florida. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5803 "2022-04-23T17:10:13Z")
They never should have built a Viagra factory next to the Fukushima power plant. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5804 "2022-04-23T18:55:00Z")
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! You’re up Elmer! > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > They never should have built a Viagra factory next to the Fukushima power plant. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5805 "2022-04-23T19:01:24Z")
[![](https://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/f0/56266f7d2e0e8/clean.jpg) ](https://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/f0/56266f7d2e0e8/clean.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5806 "2022-04-23T19:34:32Z")
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