# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5807 "2022-04-23T19:56:42Z")
Suzie Stratosphere’s strange sexcapades. We had our police artist, Jack Kirby, draw a likeness of the intruder. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5808 "2022-04-24T00:28:28Z")
“Hey, you got any epoxy dissolver?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5809 "2022-04-24T01:57:45Z")
“Okay, you passed the skills test, but the Mob still thinks you won’t make a good cat burglar.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5810 "2022-04-24T13:02:25Z")
Gargoyles have learned to adapt to the 21st Century. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5811 "2022-04-24T18:34:27Z")
“You were my just about to masturbate, weren’t you? WEREN’T YOU?!!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5812 "2022-04-24T18:43:52Z")
The winner! > [@furryman](#): > > We had our police artist, Jack Kirby, draw a likeness of the intruder. I always liked the fact that Kirby’s monsters all wear speedos. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5813 "2022-04-24T19:58:51Z")
Thanks [![](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34300000/Kitten-cats-34352405-1600-1200.jpg) ](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34300000/Kitten-cats-34352405-1600-1200.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5814 "2022-04-24T20:35:02Z")
I can _not_ has cheeseburger? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5815 "2022-04-24T21:09:12Z")
One Planted Pussywillow ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5816 "2022-04-25T05:23:22Z")
And so we named the new kitten John-John ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5817 "2022-04-25T17:48:04Z")
Let’s see, the first line is E, then F P, then T O Z, then L P E D, er…I can’t quite see the fifth line. Does it begin with a P or an F? What did you expect? You planted pussy willows. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5818 "2022-04-25T18:23:55Z")
“I could have had a V8!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5819 "2022-04-25T20:05:52Z")
“I’m a kitty-cat. She’s a flowerpot. Together we fight crime. Not very big crime, though.” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5820 "2022-04-26T01:09:32Z")
I don’t care if you are a hairless. Put something on!! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5821 "2022-04-28T01:08:59Z")
“Noah’s grandpa lived almost 1000 years, but my paw is getting old and tired after only two days.” ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5822 "2022-04-28T15:34:48Z")
You win! My caption: Super Catio Brothers was a huge failure. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5823 "2022-04-28T15:53:36Z")
Thank you. I was the first in my neighborhood to mow the lawn this season… [![](https://i.imgur.com/8Q6QSL3.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/8Q6QSL3.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5824 "2022-04-28T16:33:03Z")
Fritz’s attempt at camouflage proved once again that good ambush predators are born, not made. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5825 "2022-04-28T21:13:41Z")
After defeating the Easter Grass Golem Rex was stunned but otherwise unharmed. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5826 "2022-04-29T14:14:11Z")
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