# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 292
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5827 "2022-04-29T14:22:02Z")
“My friend the chipmunk dug his hole here and you are NOT disturbing it.” > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > After defeating the Easter Grass Golem Rex was stunned but otherwise unharmed. Wins for the mental image of an “Easter Grass Golem”. Take it away. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5828 "2022-04-29T14:52:49Z")
Yay! Thanks! Let’s do… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.36deebcf807333f49953913086d248e0?rik=ks6wgMM%2fbDFK6A&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.36deebcf807333f49953913086d248e0?rik=ks6wgMM%2fbDFK6A&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5829 "2022-04-29T15:09:17Z")
A repeat caption from 2020: > [@needscoffee](#): > > Miss Piggy and Kermit are getting back together again! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5830 "2022-04-29T16:59:15Z")
“New phone, who dis?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5831 "2022-04-29T17:27:09Z")
“You lost my contract just because the other guy knocked over a stack of milk bottles? I’m done with this kewpie doll bullshit! I’m signing with Anne Geddes. Next time you’ll see me I’ll be dressed like a giant cinnamon roll.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5832 "2022-04-29T17:43:17Z")
“WHO left the phone in the refrigerator? Brrrrrr!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5833 "2022-04-29T19:59:08Z")
“What do you mean I exceeded my call minutes? We’re on Unlimited! We’re not savages!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5834 "2022-04-30T18:07:26Z")
Our Winner, **S. Tove**! Very nice. > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > “You lost my contract just because the other guy knocked over a stack of milk bottles? I’m done with this kewpie doll bullshit! I’m signing with Anne Geddes. Next time you’ll see me I’ll be dressed like a giant cinnamon roll.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5835 "2022-04-30T18:53:01Z")
Caption this [Drew Friedman](https://www.scottedergallery.com/friedman-show/images/large/df-tvbathingbeauties.jpg) with impunity ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5836 "2022-04-30T18:55:20Z")
Here they are: [![](https://www.scottedergallery.com/friedman-show/images/large/df-tvbathingbeauties.jpg) ](https://www.scottedergallery.com/friedman-show/images/large/df-tvbathingbeauties.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5837 "2022-04-30T19:24:23Z")
“In all your Amours, you should prefer older women… They are so grateful!” - Benjamin Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5838 "2022-05-01T18:58:08Z")
Prof. Pepperwinkle have at it ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5839 "2022-05-01T20:53:51Z")
Wow! I beat all that competition! Hmm… Well, since George Jetson is due to be born in July of this year… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.f98NMwkB9w1-dmlBXhx6UQHaEK?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.f98NMwkB9w1-dmlBXhx6UQHaEK?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5840 "2022-05-03T14:14:32Z")
Sequel: SON OF LARRY WALTERS ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5841 "2022-05-03T16:52:01Z")
Oh crap, forgot to refill Elroy’s module fuel. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5842 "2022-05-03T16:57:45Z")
“After COVID kicked the bottom out of the pilot job market, I found myself on on-call status for whenever Mrs. Kong was experiencing hot flashes.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5843 "2022-05-03T17:21:23Z")
Nice one, **KO!** > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > h crap, forgot to refill Elroy’s module fuel. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5844 "2022-05-03T17:41:05Z")
Thanks Prof. Feeling a little pinched? [![](https://www.novafm.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/hero-and-thumbanil-768x473.jpg) ](https://www.novafm.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/hero-and-thumbanil-768x473.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5845 "2022-05-03T18:07:19Z")
Accupinkture! It will turn you Japanese. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5846 "2022-05-03T18:10:38Z")
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