# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 299
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5967 "2022-05-26T02:30:58Z")
More toys… [![](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/d2d/9d3/e561865e9c9c2cc2101ab68ab6.jpg) ](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/d2d/9d3/e561865e9c9c2cc2101ab68ab6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5968 "2022-05-26T02:37:36Z")
Little Eva Braun grew up to live her childhood fantasy, but it didn’t end well. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5969 "2022-05-26T03:12:28Z")
“No, I said she wanted a doll fiddler.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5970 "2022-05-26T10:39:09Z")
There’s apparently a market for children of Holocaust Deniers. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5971 "2022-05-26T12:47:54Z")
Well _she’s_ obviously happy with it. So much for the tolerant Left! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5972 "2022-05-26T13:34:38Z")
Russia’s propaganda about “Ukrainian Nazis” was clumsy to start - and is getting increasingly desperate. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5973 "2022-05-26T15:03:27Z")
Today she gets Charlie Chaplin, tomorrow Buster Keaton! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5974 "2022-05-26T20:25:56Z")
"Mayim: I’ll take “Episodes from the Twilight Zone that were NEVER broadcast for $100.” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5975 "2022-05-27T01:04:05Z")
She asked for a fury doll. Her parents misunderstood. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5976 "2022-05-27T11:32:12Z")
The winner > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > "Mayim: I’ll take “Episodes from the Twilight Zone that were NEVER broadcast for $100” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5977 "2022-05-27T14:00:10Z")
Continuing with the doll theme. [![](https://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5978 "2022-05-27T14:10:56Z")
Raggedy Amy, bastard sister to Raggedy Ann. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5979 "2022-05-27T14:17:30Z")
Raggedy Ann suddenly realizing how… inadequate Raggedy Andy was. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5980 "2022-05-27T16:03:02Z")
Don’t want your child finding your personal massagers? Cover them with Discrete Creepy Dolls™! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5981 "2022-05-28T05:21:28Z")
“Why is my neck stiff?” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5982 "2022-05-28T12:35:03Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Don’t want your child finding your personal massagers? Cover them with Discrete Creepy Dolls™! Takes the prize, take it away Knowed\_Out. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5983 "2022-05-28T16:16:44Z")
Thanks, Bonum. Pimp my ride. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/funny-nonsense-images-8-6290c28a76213__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/funny-nonsense-images-8-6290c28a76213__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5984 "2022-05-28T16:44:05Z")
GrubHub’s delivery bike for Red Lobster orders. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5985 "2022-05-28T17:18:51Z")
No one will forget the tragic yet oddly delicious day of Knuckles’ fiery collision with a Darigold truck ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5986 "2022-05-28T17:33:05Z")
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