# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/41 "2020-07-22T17:12:46Z")
I’ve been working on it too. 🙂 > **[caption-contest hosted at ImgBB](https://ibb.co/VHkV6zn)** > > Image caption-contest hosted in ImgBB ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/42 "2020-07-22T17:24:11Z")
Kryptonite affects humans…differently. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/43 "2020-07-22T17:28:21Z")
_“No, ma’am. I’m not Peter Rabbit’s sidekick.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/44 "2020-07-22T18:24:30Z")
Yes, boys and girls, I can leap tall buildings in a single bound, but my friend the Easter Bunny here can even get the jump on me! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/45 "2020-07-22T18:28:41Z")
“Yes, well Batman has his Robin, and I thought it was high time I got a Bunny.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/46 "2020-07-22T18:34:50Z")
“It’s an honor to be invited to address the members of this chapter of the Playboy Club…” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/47 "2020-07-22T18:45:40Z")
_“Sorry, America. Only Bugs Bunny can save you now.”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/48 "2020-07-23T01:06:03Z")
“You see, I found him in a field by a crashed space capsule, and, well, I’ve always wanted to adopt an alien child just like my own folks did. Next question?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/49 "2020-07-23T18:39:54Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Kryptonite affects humans…differently. Lots of good ones, but I have to give it to **running coach**. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/50 "2020-07-23T18:48:03Z")
Hey…thanks! [![](https://snworksceo.imgix.net/dtc/cb668c20-1e45-4c29-a353-fc9bef1a5a80.sized-1000x1000.jpg?w=1000) ](https://snworksceo.imgix.net/dtc/cb668c20-1e45-4c29-a353-fc9bef1a5a80.sized-1000x1000.jpg?w=1000) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/51 "2020-07-23T19:18:32Z")
The Octomom has really let herself go. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/52 "2020-07-23T22:32:48Z")
Pretty good-looking female, Snarg, but I think there are a few kinks to work out before you can infiltrate the Earthling population. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/53 "2020-07-23T22:33:18Z")
“WARNING: Too much hentai CAN lead to vision impairment.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/54 "2020-07-23T23:18:18Z")
“Since the LASIK, nobody calls me ‘Ellie Eight Eyes’ anymore!” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/55 "2020-07-24T04:21:13Z")
One day something was different about his mom, but Elijah couldn’t quite put his finger on it. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/56 "2020-07-24T05:51:43Z")
And here’s a creepier example of the eyes following you trick. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/57 "2020-07-24T06:07:30Z")
Introducing Kracker, the mascot of the SEATTLE KRAKEN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/58 "2020-07-24T06:12:02Z")
“This is the absolute last time I do 'shrooms.” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/59 "2020-07-24T06:17:32Z")
Eye-shadow definitely has more impact than lipstick. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/60 "2020-07-24T06:19:51Z")
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