# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/582 "2020-08-20T17:07:39Z")
Galileo! Galileo! Galileo Figaro! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/583 "2020-08-20T18:25:49Z")
Dog DeMuro explains the quirks and features of the 2012 Doge Cavelier. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/584 "2020-08-20T20:28:49Z")
They drove doggedly through the city streets by night, hunting down the man who spayed Spike’s bitch. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/585 "2020-08-20T23:02:21Z")
On the lookout for stray cats, it’s The Good Boy Patrol! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/586 "2020-08-20T23:05:41Z")
Well, I couldn’t resist **running\_coach’s** first entry: > “Does a grey light mean Stop or does it mean I can drive through?” Second place seemed to me pretty much a tie between **DrWinston\_OBoogie** ’s sexual harassment joke and **running\_coach** ’s > “Does anyone need to stop at the next hydrant?” Great stuff. Have at it, **running\_coach**. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/587 "2020-08-20T23:38:28Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Great stuff. Have at it, **running\_coach**. Thanks! Submitted for your approval. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/5f212bb1e6c45_cubs-in-treesmfile18x2420160703-D804405__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/5f212bb1e6c45_cubs-in-treesmfile18x2420160703-D804405__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/588 "2020-08-20T23:44:31Z")
Opening day of the 3rd Annual Yellowstone HoneyFest. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/589 "2020-08-21T00:03:37Z")
That’s one mean rabbit that treed them bears! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/590 "2020-08-21T00:56:50Z")
“Boo Boo, I think we’re gonna need the fire department’s help here…” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/591 "2020-08-21T00:59:00Z")
“Ma’am, thank you for your call, but you don’t need to worry. Have you ever seen a bear skeleton in a tree?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/592 "2020-08-21T01:20:39Z")
“See, _this_ is why we don’t eat birds.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/593 "2020-08-21T01:27:01Z")
Are you _sure_ Bigfoots can’t climb trees? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/594 "2020-08-21T01:27:21Z")
“Anyone find Bo’s contact lens yet?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/595 "2020-08-21T02:04:33Z")
“Goldilocks is back. And she is _pissed_! The Bear family may have grown, but none of them are willing to take her on! _The Three Bears II: Goldilocks’ Revenge_, coming to theaters this December.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/596 "2020-08-21T02:20:32Z")
No, no. The question was does a bear shit in the WOODS. Not trees, but WOODS! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/597 "2020-08-21T04:24:03Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/F84yWm1ZjCg/maxresdefault.jpg "Bare Trees") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84yWm1ZjCg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/598 "2020-08-21T11:41:00Z")
_The 2 1/2 Amendment: The Right to Bear Trees_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/599 "2020-08-22T00:05:10Z")
The winner is… > [@needscoffee](#): > > Opening day of the 3rd Annual Yellowstone HoneyFest. In second but by no means third… > [@Spoons](#): > > “See, _this_ is why we don’t eat birds.” Take it away, @needscoffee ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/600 "2020-08-22T00:11:36Z")
Thanks! I’ll post in a moment. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/601 "2020-08-22T00:11:49Z")
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