# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 300
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5987 "2022-05-29T18:22:00Z")
The new mashup film “The Wild One - Lobsternado” definitely jumped the shark. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5988 "2022-05-29T19:30:38Z")
The see me chitin, they hatin’. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5989 "2022-05-29T19:33:45Z")
Quick Lobsterman, to the Lobstercycle! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5990 "2022-05-29T23:56:07Z")
Fred Schneider‘s ride is a little too on-the-nose. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5991 "2022-05-30T00:19:31Z")
I didn’t even know there were mutant Transformers. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5992 "2022-05-30T11:45:40Z")
Too many good ones from which to decide, but let’s pick this one from the tank: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > The see me chitin, they hatin’. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5993 "2022-05-30T17:04:04Z")
Thanks! Let’s try… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.cd14b5a5c9d93212b1fb1b807328943e?rik=DhF5mKOaSpTm4A&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.cd14b5a5c9d93212b1fb1b807328943e?rik=DhF5mKOaSpTm4A&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5994 "2022-05-30T18:17:30Z")
But really, Uncle Malviolo, what happened to Cousin Mickey? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5995 "2022-05-30T19:20:15Z")
Outtake from _Fantasia_: Mickey and Minnie practice Tantric Sex. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5996 "2022-05-30T20:26:14Z")
Despite its exclusivity, [Club 33](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_33) has always had trouble keeping the vermin out. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5997 "2022-05-30T20:42:48Z")
(NOT IN PLAY) no one’s noticed yet they’re dressed like The Joker and Harley Quinn? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5998 "2022-05-30T21:07:23Z")
Oh. Well then… Arkham Asylum is a Mickey Mouse operation. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5999 "2022-05-30T21:10:47Z")
“Hey Mickey (you’re so fine), don’t you think we should blow Gotham before Catwoman finds her way into this joint?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6000 "2022-05-30T21:29:11Z")
What’s your safe squeak? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6001 "2022-05-31T15:30:12Z")
Love 'em all, but the winner is… > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > What’s your safe squeak? Good one, S\_T! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6002 "2022-05-31T16:48:33Z")
[![](https://i.etsystatic.com/28062570/r/il/ce8837/2934152816/il_794xN.2934152816_fhrw.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/28062570/r/il/ce8837/2934152816/il_794xN.2934152816_fhrw.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6003 "2022-05-31T17:21:14Z")
Granny was conflicted about reporting her daughter Mary to child protective services. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6004 "2022-05-31T20:48:08Z")
After word got out about the unfortunate incident, no model would even consider posing for Caravaggio. OK child, just one more time: 🎶 “You put your left leg in You put your left leg out You put your left leg in And you shake it all about…” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6005 "2022-05-31T22:35:32Z")
Tomorrow, we’ll try walking on water. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6006 "2022-06-01T08:13:18Z")
“Look, just pick up the snake today, and we’ll get you some pants tomorrow. Deal?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=299) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=301)