# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 304
### Author: ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit) #### Post date: [June 9, 2022, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6067 "2022-06-09T02:12:55Z")
“Increasing the force on my trusty bat utility belt has a dark side.” ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6068 "2022-06-10T00:01:08Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > All right, you spare the Earth and I give you Harley Quinn’s phone number. I’ll take that deal. All yours, Prof. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6069 "2022-06-10T11:43:50Z")
Thang Q! This looks like a job for… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.f887d7858338d812c7a06ab81e2ba379?rik=Cgqg%2b%2bvlDCuymQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcdn.ebaumsworld.com%2fpicture%2fMVsmallvillefan%2fsuper_squirrel.jpg&ehk=AlTBYU9pGz4fujsr8DXsDUGTfSCx2%2fkEEyCpbPr8ZxA%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.f887d7858338d812c7a06ab81e2ba379?rik=Cgqg%2b%2bvlDCuymQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcdn.ebaumsworld.com%2fpicture%2fMVsmallvillefan%2fsuper_squirrel.jpg&ehk=AlTBYU9pGz4fujsr8DXsDUGTfSCx2%2fkEEyCpbPr8ZxA%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
### Author: ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum) #### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6070 "2022-06-10T13:40:12Z")
The Superman writers are just throwing everything at new stories featuring red kryptonite. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6071 "2022-06-10T14:08:30Z")
You think that’s something, wait till he gets to his nuts. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie) #### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6072 "2022-06-10T18:24:50Z")
Further proof that Squirrel Girl is actually the most powerful superhero ever! ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6073 "2022-06-10T20:07:13Z")
Chestbursting Xenomorphs from Krypton are no less dangerous than those from LV-426. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [June 10, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6074 "2022-06-10T20:34:08Z")
Let’s see if Lois can figure out my secret identity NOW. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [June 11, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6075 "2022-06-11T16:10:20Z")
Lovely bunch of responses. And the winner is… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > You think that’s something, wait till he gets to his nuts Carry on, KO! ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6076 "2022-06-12T01:39:02Z")
Thanks Prof. Are you married to that idea? [![](https://w5p2r8x5.stackpathcdn.com/photos/news/201210/33843762_255191.jpg) ](https://w5p2r8x5.stackpathcdn.com/photos/news/201210/33843762_255191.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6077 "2022-06-12T01:59:42Z")
Access Denied ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6078 "2022-06-12T02:03:48Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Thanks Prof. Are you married to that idea? [![](https://w5p2r8x5.stackpathcdn.com/photos/news/201210/33843762_255191.jpg) ](https://w5p2r8x5.stackpathcdn.com/photos/news/201210/33843762_255191.jpg) (don’t ask me why repasting it worked) ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6079 "2022-06-12T02:04:25Z")
I do. Yeah, he does, too. ---
### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6080 "2022-06-12T02:08:08Z")
“The old knockout drops in the flowers trick, eh? Third time this week.” ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6081 "2022-06-12T02:27:53Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Access Denied Looked fine on my end. Whut happened? ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6082 "2022-06-12T02:32:48Z")
Interestingly, _now_ the original picture displays when it didn’t before. Picture linking is weird. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6083 "2022-06-12T02:38:28Z")
Dunno. The original gave me an 1101 Error, then Lumpy’s repaste worked fine. I posted my witty response, THEN the original showed up for me, as well. ---
### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6084 "2022-06-12T02:39:26Z")
“I take this man to be my lawful wedded husband.” ---
### Author: ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6085 "2022-06-12T14:20:40Z")
🎶 “Love is here And, oh my darling, now you’re gone You made me love you And oh my darling, now you’re gone You said loving you would make life beautiful With each passing day But as soon as love came into my heart You turned and you walked away.” LIKE H\*\*\* YOU’RE WALKING AWAY. THIS AIN’T THE DAYS OF THE SUPREMES ANYMORE. GET YOUR A\*\* BACK HERE. ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [June 12, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6086 "2022-06-12T14:32:20Z")
“Marriage is the tomb of love.” -Giacomo Casanova …but the landfill will do. I need a bandsaw and some Heftys. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=303) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=305)