# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 307
### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 18, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6127 "2022-06-18T17:54:05Z")
Behold the Lamb of God!
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6128 "2022-06-19T02:51:19Z")
Fall styles feature not just natural fabrics, but a more overall natural look and feel. The onesie knee-length sweater will be especially popular in both home and office settings looking to lower the thermostat.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2022, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6129 "2022-06-19T03:04:14Z")
The best man, Riley Ram, makes his entrance with a proud gait even though he knew, that if he hadn’t slept late yesterday, he could have snagged that Eunice Ewe before his buddy Robert Ram did.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6130 "2022-06-19T16:54:48Z")
That was baaaad, so it wins.
> [@boson](#):
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> The best man, Riley Ram, makes his entrance with a proud gait even though he knew, that if he hadn’t slept late yesterday, he could have snagged that Eunice Ewe before his buddy Robert Ram did.
If you’re having trouble pasting images, just furnish the URL and one of us will do it for you.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6131 "2022-06-19T23:20:41Z")
Thanks for the vote: Happy Father’s day y’all.
> **[WonderWorks - Panama City Beach FL | AAA.com](https://www.aaa.com/travelinfo/florida/panama-city-beach/attractions/wonderworks-561157.html)**
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> Find AAA approved attractions and other local gems across North America. Learn more about WonderWorks or other things to do in Panama City Beach.
And thanks for being of service to the image.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2022, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6132 "2022-06-19T23:30:25Z")
Oh, my head. We did WHAT last night?
(this caption was funnier when i thought the picture was posted on the AA site, not AAA.)
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6133 "2022-06-20T00:07:09Z")
Hulk not like neo-classical. Hulk like brutalist. Hulk be brutalist.
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6134 "2022-06-20T00:12:09Z")
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/bTSZgnB.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6135 "2022-06-20T00:27:03Z")
Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
And the dreams that you dream of
Dreams really do come true
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6136 "2022-06-20T00:52:10Z")
Stevie Wonder is a man of many talents, but architecture isn’t one of them.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6137 "2022-06-20T11:23:07Z")
It’s all right. We just need to rotate the Earth 345 degrees.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6138 "2022-06-20T14:37:24Z")
The bank robbers used a bit too much explosive when they tried to break into the vault.
“Yes, our bakery specializes in upside-down cakes. Why do you ask?”
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6139 "2022-06-20T15:33:12Z")
“Bloody Stupid” Johnson held the blueprints the wrong way.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6140 "2022-06-20T21:20:11Z")
The Treasures of the Antipodes!
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6141 "2022-06-20T21:20:43Z")
Yankee Doodle (or, A World Turned Upside Down)
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2022, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6142 "2022-06-22T00:20:51Z")
Oh my head! Winner:
[
Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)[Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/g/Registered)
[Jun 19](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest/915731/6132)
Oh, my head. We did WHAT last night?
Take it away, Dr. Winston. Boogie away.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6143 "2022-06-22T18:32:28Z")
Well, thank you! Let’s go with something normal…
[:max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/GettyImages-570500767-8cc68857eaf843cdafa685db7a6fb8d3.jpg) ](https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/R1RH_WHjppUsvNuE_raqnThL0bs=/768x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/GettyImages-570500767-8cc68857eaf843cdafa685db7a6fb8d3.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2022, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6144 "2022-06-22T19:23:51Z")
Life lesson: He may be wearing a pinstripe suite, but he’s still a rat.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2022, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6145 "2022-06-22T19:33:05Z")
Ah bet acorn eat all of these.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6146 "2022-06-22T19:59:50Z")
“What are you eating?”
“Deeze.”
“Deeze what?”
“DEEZE NUTS!”
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