# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 308
### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2022, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6147 "2022-06-23T12:52:22Z")
A record contract? Sounds interesting, tell me more!
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6148 "2022-06-23T20:46:11Z")
“Like a fine wine. Nutty undertones, and nicely oaked.”
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2022, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6149 "2022-06-24T06:38:27Z")
_Ow, she’s a chip munk_
_She’s hungry-hungry, she can’t keep 'em in a trunk_
_Ow, she’s a chip munk_
_That tree is stacked and that’s a fact_
_Ain’t holding nothing back …_
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2022, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6150 "2022-06-24T13:12:21Z")
Let’s go with Spoons, just from the lyric
> [@Spoons](#):
>
> That tree is stacked and that’s a fact
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6151 "2022-06-24T22:08:17Z")
nm … …
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6152 "2022-06-25T00:35:08Z")
Thanks, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie !
Okay, let’s keep with the wildlife theme. See what you can do with this:
[ ](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/seal-penguins.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6153 "2022-06-25T01:04:55Z")
“You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?”
“Yes, but we’re even more willing to fuck your shit up!”
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6154 "2022-06-25T01:43:54Z")
Goodnight, ladies!
Goodnight, ladies!
Goodnight, ladies!
We’re going to leave you now.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6155 "2022-06-25T01:58:35Z")
Sit pretty! Sit pretty! Good dog! You’re going to get a chin scritch, aren’t you?
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2022, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6156 "2022-06-25T10:22:34Z")
And I’ll be with him (I know you will)
On that midnight train to Georgia
(Leaving on a midnight train to Georgia)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6157 "2022-06-25T17:04:59Z")
So, which one of you is Burgess Meredith?
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6158 "2022-06-27T03:13:06Z")
For the Gladys Knight and the Pips reference, which fits perfectly, @Knowed_Out gets it for this one:
> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> And I’ll be with him (I know you will)
> On that midnight train to Georgia
> (Leaving on a midnight train to Georgia)
Your turn, **Knowed\_Out**.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2022, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6159 "2022-06-27T11:17:05Z")
This is from a GQ series of awkward family photos staged by Danny McBride and Maya Rudolph.
[ ](https://media.gq.com/photos/5582c10b1177d66d68d56b34/master/w_1920%2Cc_limit/copilot-entertainment-201305-danny-mcbride-awkward-family-photos-gq-magazine-comedy-issue-03.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6160 "2022-06-27T16:17:39Z")
Taken just before they realized that star was going nova.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6161 "2022-06-28T01:35:09Z")
CARETAKER: I’m the caretaker of this place, Captain Kirk.
KIRK: You know my name?
CARETAKER: But of course. Lieutenant Rodriguez, Lieutenant Sulu, Yeoman Barrows and Mister Spock. We’ve just discovered you don’t understand all this. These experiences were intended to amuse you.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6162 "2022-06-28T02:13:18Z")
Mom’s online lotion
Dad’s body & fender
Never wasted a notion
What college to send her
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6163 "2022-06-28T10:44:11Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> Taken just before they realized that star was going nova.
Looks like I chose a stinker.
Not you Prof, you win.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6164 "2022-06-28T14:47:48Z")
Ah.
Well, let’s try…
[ ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.49cb72b45a6ac8e6e83c86d1e5c5ac1d?rik=TDbQFIaU5UQ3Xw&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1)
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6165 "2022-06-28T14:56:06Z")
Lest you strain
My empathy
In my brain
You’re NPC
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6166 "2022-06-28T15:21:04Z")
He’s cheating! His face is nailed to the asphalt!
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