# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 309
### Author: ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum) #### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6167 "2022-06-28T15:35:30Z")
“Where did the toe of my right shoe go? Is it under this skateboard?” The Olympic committee ultimately decided against adding ‘skateboard street gymnastics’ as an event. ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6168 "2022-06-28T15:50:11Z")
Portal jumping is particularly hard to do while skateboarding. ---
### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee) #### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6169 "2022-06-28T15:55:48Z")
The unveiling of the new street sculpture, titled “Ollie Oops”. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6170 "2022-06-28T15:57:14Z")
Next is M, then C, then A. ---
### Author: ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic) #### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6171 "2022-06-28T15:57:32Z")
And this is the move that the Brits call “arse over teakettle.” ---
### Author: ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie) #### Post date: [June 28, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6172 "2022-06-28T17:21:39Z")
I meant to do that. ---
### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons) #### Post date: [June 29, 2022, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6173 "2022-06-29T05:36:17Z")
“Hey, Mr. Sculptor, how long do I have to hold this pose?” ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [June 29, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6174 "2022-06-29T16:28:37Z")
Lot’s of fun! Runner up: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > He’s cheating! His face is nailed to the asphalt! and the Winner: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Next is M, then C, then A. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 29, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6175 "2022-06-29T19:26:09Z")
What is this feline up to? [![](https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/1625242.jpg) ](https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/1625242.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie) #### Post date: [June 29, 2022, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6176 "2022-06-29T20:06:02Z")
Janx the cat. Ruining litterboxes wherever he goes. ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [June 29, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6177 "2022-06-29T20:09:07Z")
That last mouse must’ve gotten into the broccoli patch. ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [June 29, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6178 "2022-06-29T20:54:09Z")
“I wish they’d stop buying the cheap cat food”. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [June 29, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6179 "2022-06-29T21:29:40Z")
Meet John McClane’s cat. ---
### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee) #### Post date: [June 30, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6180 "2022-06-30T01:45:52Z")
That was the _last_ time that crows on Mt. St. Helens dive-bombed Buttercup. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [July 1, 2022, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6181 "2022-07-01T10:47:27Z")
You’re up next, Buttercup’s Revenge! ---
### Author: ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum) #### Post date: [July 1, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6182 "2022-07-01T14:10:08Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > That was the _last_ time that crows on Mt. St. Helens dive-bombed Buttercup. Shouldn’t we quote the winner so they get a notification? ---
### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee) #### Post date: [July 1, 2022, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6183 "2022-07-01T14:41:00Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/ryGXnOR.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/ryGXnOR.png) ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [July 1, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6184 "2022-07-01T14:53:37Z")
I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [July 1, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6185 "2022-07-01T14:59:55Z")
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > Shouldn’t we quote the winner so they get a notification? I usually do, but forgot to that time. 💩 ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [July 1, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6186 "2022-07-01T15:04:03Z")
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