# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/602 "2020-08-22T00:30:54Z")
When food critics get catty. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/603 "2020-08-22T00:54:27Z")
Discipline problems sometimes demand an elegant solution. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/604 "2020-08-22T01:10:50Z")
Gary Larson invites three of his muses to dine with him. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/605 "2020-08-22T02:09:29Z")
_Somebody_ found their mittens! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/606 "2020-08-22T03:04:57Z")
Gerald ponders what wine to serve with Fancy Feast Poultry 'n Beef Entree. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/607 "2020-08-22T05:04:28Z")
How does that old saying go? “Lay down with dogs; wake up with fleas. Dine with cats; cough up a hair ball.”? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/608 "2020-08-22T06:24:51Z")
Having supplied a nice dinner, Harold’s confident that he’ll get some pussy tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/609 "2020-08-22T16:26:16Z")
Jellicle Cats dine in tonight, Jellicle Cats dine one and all… ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/610 "2020-08-22T18:12:45Z")
“When they said that this restaurant was the cat’s meow, I didn’t think they meant it literally.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/611 "2020-08-23T00:50:35Z")
Okay, the winner is **Elmer\_J.Fudd** with **"_Somebody_ found their mittens!"** It’s your turn to post a new picture, @Elmer_J.Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/612 "2020-08-23T01:49:10Z")
Well done, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/613 "2020-08-23T03:32:50Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/ce/73/14ce730e92181233ba06abc0ab691a13.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/ce/73/14ce730e92181233ba06abc0ab691a13.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/614 "2020-08-23T04:04:43Z")
At early Jack in the Box restaurants, the ordering system required some finessing. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/615 "2020-08-23T04:13:01Z")
And after our break, Bob will show us where they’ve installed the microphone over at the new Hooters drive-thru on Coconut Street. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/616 "2020-08-23T16:46:07Z")
If you don’t think fast food is sexy, you don’t know Jack! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/617 "2020-08-23T17:00:16Z")
Kiss the clown and get a free soda! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/618 "2020-08-23T17:03:32Z")
At these prices everyone will want to kiss the clown! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/619 "2020-08-23T17:59:29Z")
There’s a legend that one of the Bonusburger mascots is really a cursed prince. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/620 "2020-08-24T04:11:31Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > There’s a legend that one of the Bonusburger mascots is really a cursed prince Congrats, @furryman! You’re up! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/621 "2020-08-24T17:53:25Z")
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