# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 313
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [July 12, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6247 "2022-07-12T18:34:33Z")
Hunter S. Thompshound ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [July 12, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6248 "2022-07-12T19:22:19Z")
Looking for the right to arm dogs, too. ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [July 12, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6249 "2022-07-12T19:58:59Z")
“Spayed in the USA, I was Spayed in the USA…” ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [July 12, 2022, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6250 "2022-07-12T20:24:56Z")
Patriotism is the last refuge of the shoe-chewer. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [July 12, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6251 "2022-07-12T21:29:45Z")
Semper Fido. This country’s really gone to the dogs. Who’s a Proud Boy, then? ---
### Author: ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman) #### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6252 "2022-07-14T18:54:56Z")
Obscure and funny. Your turn. ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6253 "2022-07-14T19:31:46Z")
More dogs… [![](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Hf69faed46a6146369b72630c00df3f0dg/Dogs-Playing-Slot-Machine-Canvas-Art-Poster-and-Wall-Art-Picture-Print-Modern-Family-Bedroom-Decor.jpg_640x640.jpg) ](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Hf69faed46a6146369b72630c00df3f0dg/Dogs-Playing-Slot-Machine-Canvas-Art-Poster-and-Wall-Art-Picture-Print-Modern-Family-Bedroom-Decor.jpg_640x640.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6254 "2022-07-14T19:37:23Z")
Um, that was meant to be “gamboling”. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6255 "2022-07-14T19:38:00Z")
“Whaddya mean, put it on red? We’re all color-blind!” ---
### Author: ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum) #### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6256 "2022-07-14T20:55:32Z")
“For the last time - DON’T jump on the table and chase after the ball.” I’m so glad this isn’t ladies day. On those days, all I hear is bitch, bitch, bitch. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie) #### Post date: [July 14, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6257 "2022-07-14T21:12:01Z")
You’re right - this **is** much better than playing poker! ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [July 15, 2022, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6258 "2022-07-15T00:14:29Z")
“C’mon, baby! Papa needs a new pair of nuts!” ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [July 15, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6259 "2022-07-15T03:58:56Z")
Ever since The Kennel Club relaxed its pedigree requirements, it’s gone completely to the dogs. ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [July 15, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6260 "2022-07-15T19:09:24Z")
Barring any last second post about the craps table, the winner is… > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > You’re right - this **is** much better than playing poker! ---
### Author: ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie) #### Post date: [July 16, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6261 "2022-07-16T01:42:33Z")
(working from a tablet, don’t know if it will work…) [![](https://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/phpthumbnails/32/32631/32631_1_800.jpeg) ](https://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/phpthumbnails/32/32631/32631_1_800.jpeg) ---
### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons) #### Post date: [July 16, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6262 "2022-07-16T01:46:07Z")
The Marquis de Sade’s bathroom had a few–shall we say, _interesting_–features. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [July 16, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6263 "2022-07-16T01:46:40Z")
When custodians tire of scrubbing diarrhea ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [July 16, 2022, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6264 "2022-07-16T02:02:01Z")
From the Bed Bath and BeyOUCH! catalog. ---
### Author: ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson) #### Post date: [July 16, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6265 "2022-07-16T02:08:52Z")
A case for hovering. ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [July 16, 2022, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6266 "2022-07-16T04:08:33Z")
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