# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 317
### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6327 "2022-07-26T23:19:04Z")
The winner…
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#):
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> This is why the public is never allowed to see what goes on inside GMO labs.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6328 "2022-07-27T13:38:08Z")
But, but, I like the artichoke gag. OK - Since the summer season is upon us…
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/oCAXkm4.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6329 "2022-07-27T13:47:48Z")
“My word Winifred, you just exposed your ankle!”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6330 "2022-07-27T13:54:49Z")
I get up to go to the bathroom, and that bitch swoops in to get her claws into my man!
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6331 "2022-07-27T14:22:34Z")
“Honestly, I don’t know how anyone can be expected to play Bingo on one of these things.”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6332 "2022-07-27T14:30:21Z")
“Let’s do try to remember where we buried Tommy before we leave.”
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6333 "2022-07-27T14:36:09Z")
“That’s some bad hat, Harriet.”
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6334 "2022-07-27T14:49:49Z")
“Cuff the joint. I think this bitch is 5-O.”
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2022, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6335 "2022-07-28T06:00:20Z")
Was that one with mustard and relish, one with ketchup and relish, and one with mustard and no relish. Or was it one with mustard and ketchup and relish, and one with no mustard and no ketchup and one with chili and no mustard and no ketchup. Or was that one with…come on, guys.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6336 "2022-07-28T17:20:49Z")
Thanks to all, but since it was recently chili dog day…
> [@boson](#):
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> Was that one with mustard and relish, one with ketchup and relish, and one with mustard and no relish. Or was it one with mustard and ketchup and relish, and one with no mustard and no ketchup and one with chili and no mustard and no ketchup. Or was that one with…come on, guys.
boson - take it away.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2022, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6337 "2022-07-29T03:45:22Z")
Thanks for the vote. But, man, I haven’t figured out to show an image.
[This](https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/65/42/81/1000_F_265428147_5w6lXi67c4qWkN33eJ457r65cXwQKNHF.jpg) is what I’m trying to show.
Thanks for your patience.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6338 "2022-07-29T03:48:56Z")
Just put the url that you linked directly in the reply box on it’s own line:
[ ](https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/65/42/81/1000_F_265428147_5w6lXi67c4qWkN33eJ457r65cXwQKNHF.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6339 "2022-07-29T03:50:48Z")
There’s nothing mellow about yellow until I’ve had my coffee.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2022, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6340 "2022-07-29T10:56:57Z")
Talk to the hand! The megawatt cornea-burning hand!
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2022, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6341 "2022-07-29T14:05:20Z")
Why don’t you paparazzi get a more respectable job. Like…telemarketer.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2022, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6342 "2022-07-29T21:31:04Z")
Jesus could have had a great career as a mime.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2022, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6343 "2022-07-29T23:05:20Z")
Obi-Wan has had all he can take of Jar-Jar.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6344 "2022-07-30T01:43:34Z")
Get a load of hipster Jesus here: Event Horizon’s Hans Brinker
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6345 "2022-07-30T23:57:46Z")
Great great variety and far out. Wow. But I’d like to stick it to paparazzi and telemarketers.
Go, Bonum-Legatum!!
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6346 "2022-07-31T17:46:01Z")
Let us see what you all can make of …
the USS Wasp recovering the Gemini IV capsule.
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/8s9w9vK.jpeg)
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