# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/622 "2020-08-24T17:54:07Z")
_It’s Bacon! Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/623 "2020-08-24T18:02:23Z")
You’re home! I was just…uh…just looking for the…cat! Yeah, I was looking for the cat! (Wait, we don’t have a cat, think, think, think!) I was checking the fridge so I could make you a surprise dinner, that’s why I was on the counter! (Wait, I don’t have thumbs, I can’t turn on the stove or use pans. Think, think, think.) The lamp is broken because a giant came in and threw that ball! (Wait! The truth shall set you free!) I ate the roast! (Why are you getting out that leash?) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/624 "2020-08-24T22:11:45Z")
I found your edibles. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/625 "2020-08-24T22:13:32Z")
Haz grate joke. I tellz you it. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/626 "2020-08-25T05:05:54Z")
Who needs a car alarm when you have a guard dog velcroed to your headliner? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/627 "2020-08-25T05:08:25Z")
Why just have a monster under the bed when you could have a monster who’ll guard your slippers?! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/628 "2020-08-25T06:30:00Z")
“Crest Whitening Toothpaste worked for me!” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/629 "2020-08-25T09:58:41Z")
_It was love at first sight._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/630 "2020-08-25T15:34:12Z")
_“It’s called **The Call of the Wild** , and you’ll get the chance to become a star. What do you say Buck?”_ ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/631 "2020-08-26T17:59:30Z")
I know it’s an overused meme, but it’s still funny. You win. My entry: Freddy Fozbear’s cousin, Doug Dogbert. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/632 "2020-08-26T18:14:18Z")
Thank you! Next up: [![](https://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100713/640/strange_people_640_12.jpg) ](https://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100713/640/strange_people_640_12.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/633 "2020-08-26T18:16:48Z")
Doing 60 mph can be _boring._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/634 "2020-08-26T18:18:27Z")
Unable to cope with everyone driving the wrong way, Bernice and Edmund just shut their eyes and hoped for the best. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/635 "2020-08-26T21:50:28Z")
“It’s NPR Pledge Week, again…” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/636 "2020-08-26T22:03:32Z")
“Remember that time at the drive-in theater when the movie was so boring that we fell asleep, and didn’t wake up until the next morning?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/637 "2020-08-26T22:13:24Z")
AARP driving test. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/638 "2020-08-26T22:22:58Z")
Tries to re-create first date, mistakes melatonin for Viagra. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/639 "2020-08-26T23:02:18Z")
Alice and Henry singing along to “Oh Danny Boy” on the car radio. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/640 "2020-08-26T23:46:47Z")
Exhausted from driving 10 under. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/641 "2020-08-27T00:47:21Z")
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