# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 321
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [August 7, 2022, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6407 "2022-08-07T05:20:16Z")
Mr. Tally Man is unimpressed. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [August 7, 2022, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6408 "2022-08-07T11:43:08Z")
You too can taunt gorillas with Armorall Plexiglass. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [August 8, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6409 "2022-08-08T16:39:12Z")
Cindy had a dim memory of having a twin sister, but her parents never spoke of it, until, years later, Cindy found. . . the photo. ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [August 8, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6410 "2022-08-08T17:58:00Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Cindy had a dim memory of having a twin sister, but her parents never spoke of it, until, years later, Cindy found the photo. Dark; I love it! Take it away @Kent_Clark ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [August 8, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6411 "2022-08-08T21:01:23Z")
Hard to be more cute than an angry gorilla, but how about a koala. [![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/30/02/2A19546C00000578-3144008-image-a-4_1435628234950.jpg) ](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/30/02/2A19546C00000578-3144008-image-a-4_1435628234950.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [August 8, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6412 "2022-08-08T22:15:24Z")
Smile, Bruce! ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [August 8, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6413 "2022-08-08T22:15:46Z")
After allowing one of the most brainless mammals in existence to direct, ratings shot up dramatically. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6414 "2022-08-09T00:50:27Z")
The porn director for _Eats Bush and Leaves_. ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6415 "2022-08-09T03:29:24Z")
Being forced by chlamydia to work behind the camera proved to be a blessing in disguise; his eucalyptus tree home in the Valley boasting an AVN award trophy on every branch ---
### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6416 "2022-08-09T04:52:07Z")
“Pretty sure I can change the sponsor of the program to ‘Coca-Koala’.” ---
### Author: ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6417 "2022-08-09T14:21:52Z")
Due to the reduction in tourism the last few years, the “Wildlife Encounter” park animals have had to help out to make ends meet. “OK - everybody in the tour group - SMILE!” ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6418 "2022-08-09T14:28:24Z")
Rest assured it’s Koala-T TV! ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6419 "2022-08-09T16:39:16Z")
The non-human camera operator rider in Alec Baldwin’s contact is the latest PETA crusade. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6420 "2022-08-09T23:21:20Z")
It’s a tie between **Spoons** and **Prof.Pepperwinkle** for the most groan-worthy pun. And the result of the coin flip is. . . > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Rest assured it’s Koala-T TV! OK, @Prof.Pepperwinkle, go and pun no more! ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6421 "2022-08-09T23:36:20Z")
What? I’ll ne’er give up pundrigia! Nexties. [![](https://i.insider.com/62d818d338d0b5001995b609?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ](https://i.insider.com/62d818d338d0b5001995b609?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [August 9, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6422 "2022-08-09T23:43:30Z")
I’ll wait to see if he puts me in checkmate before I notice that the lower left square should be black, voiding the game. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6423 "2022-08-10T02:30:16Z")
Black - Nf6 White - Paw x Board ---
### Author: ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson) #### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6424 "2022-08-10T02:55:17Z")
Damn, he’s good for a stuffed animal. ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6425 "2022-08-10T15:56:26Z")
Is that one moving? If so, I need to torture it. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [August 10, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6426 "2022-08-10T16:07:47Z")
All very good, and our winner is… > [@boson](#): > > Damn, he’s good for a stuffed animal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=320) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=322)