# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 322
### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6427 "2022-08-11T03:50:39Z")
Thank you, Prof. And, now, on with the show.
Damn, it won’t do it for me. can’t post this image, I regretfully pass.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6428 "2022-08-11T10:46:44Z")
Post the URL. Maybe one of us can fix it.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6429 "2022-08-11T13:32:46Z")
Ah,well, let’s go with…
> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> Black - Nf6
> White - Paw x Board
Take it away, Mr. K.
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6430 "2022-08-11T19:01:37Z")
Knowed\_Out, you are right. That’s what happened last time I tried. But I won’t interrupt the current flow to Kent\_Clark. Superman, where are you now that we need you. I mean…a…Kent.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6431 "2022-08-11T22:16:11Z")
Zzzzzzz HUH? Whaa? (Yawn) Okay, I’m here and into the breach.
[ ](https://images.wsj.net/im-462581/IM)
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2022, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6432 "2022-08-11T23:02:15Z")
Having at last achieved enlightenment, he became one with the spirit of Brahma and levitated, much to his rider’s surprise.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2022, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6433 "2022-08-12T05:25:16Z")
“Man, I have _got_ to get some extra-strength Preparation H!”
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2022, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6434 "2022-08-12T10:28:33Z")
As my nuts are squeezed, so shall yours be herniated…
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2022, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6435 "2022-08-12T13:26:43Z")
“A little further back. A little left. Now scratch right there.” (Moo of contentment).
Call the vet. The bull has gas buildup in his rumens again.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6436 "2022-08-12T15:37:19Z")
Ferdinand got to the point he could do his routine in his sleep.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2022, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6437 "2022-08-12T22:15:19Z")
> [@Lumpy](#):
>
> Having at last achieved enlightenment, he became one with the spirit of Brahma and levitated, much to his rider’s surprise.
@Lumpy is one with the contest. You’re up, Lump.
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6438 "2022-08-12T22:59:43Z")
[ ](http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/677709/80610575.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2022, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6439 "2022-08-12T23:03:06Z")
Willie Nelson? Ha! Snoop Dogg? Haha!
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2022, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6440 "2022-08-13T10:36:26Z")
That was taken in 2006, and he’s still smoking it.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6441 "2022-08-14T16:08:06Z")
Why do you all stand back when I tell you I bought it online from the Acme company?
Masking up for idiots.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6442 "2022-08-14T16:14:36Z")
“We’re going to need a bigger lighter.”
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6443 "2022-08-14T18:57:53Z")
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#):
>
> Why do you all stand back when I tell you I bought it online from the Acme company?
Take it away BG.
ETA: I just now thought of what I would have posted:
“_Nobody’s_ going to bogart **this** joint!”
“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2022, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6444 "2022-08-15T13:12:17Z")
Thank you. After smoking that, you may see THIS:
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/xuMaMfQ.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6445 "2022-08-15T13:29:39Z")
"I can scarce believe my eyes!’
“What, that our technology surpasses yours and we dress provocatively?”
“No, that you’re allowed to drive!”
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6446 "2022-08-15T14:35:38Z")
Hey, big boy! Know how to drive a stick shift?
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