# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 325
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [August 25, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6487 "2022-08-25T16:46:09Z")
Thanks! Let’s see… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c5e4497b414e3b3baa674ed87edfcb17?rik=EQInPgR2PBqPhg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.jokesoftheday.net%2fjokes-archive%2f2016%2f09%2f22%2fBallet-Dancers.jpg&ehk=VWnbpv6PCyoWHFupiKfguiaNkjNwiZ54%2fgUUFJ2y9hM%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c5e4497b414e3b3baa674ed87edfcb17?rik=EQInPgR2PBqPhg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.jokesoftheday.net%2fjokes-archive%2f2016%2f09%2f22%2fBallet-Dancers.jpg&ehk=VWnbpv6PCyoWHFupiKfguiaNkjNwiZ54%2fgUUFJ2y9hM%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1) ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [August 25, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6488 "2022-08-25T17:14:31Z")
The live-action remake of the “Dance of the Hours” scene from Disney’s “Fantasia” ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [August 25, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6489 "2022-08-25T18:14:46Z")
“Thank God, we don’t have to wear those diapers anymore!” ---
### Author: ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman) #### Post date: [August 25, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6490 "2022-08-25T18:22:20Z")
Photoshop is amazing [![](https://canadasballetjorgen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Junior-Company-and-Apprenticeships-Featured-Image-Canadas-Ballet-Jorgen.jpg) ](https://canadasballetjorgen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Junior-Company-and-Apprenticeships-Featured-Image-Canadas-Ballet-Jorgen.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [August 25, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6491 "2022-08-25T18:52:28Z")
“Because they’re less bitchy than the prima donnas I usually have to work with.” ---
### Author: ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6492 "2022-08-26T02:07:32Z")
Rehersal for “Sumo Lake” ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6493 "2022-08-26T13:35:56Z")
These are ALL great! But, gotta go with: > [@furryman](#): > > Photoshop is amazing ---
### Author: ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6494 "2022-08-26T18:34:16Z")
[![](https://theviraler.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/epic-fail-02.jpg) ](https://theviraler.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/epic-fail-02.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6495 "2022-08-26T19:00:45Z")
“But I parked in the right spot! I paid for it and nobody’s taking it from me!” ---
### Author: ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6496 "2022-08-26T19:40:00Z")
I’ve got no problem with autosexuals. ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6497 "2022-08-26T21:19:47Z")
Some people shouldn’t even try to parallel park. ---
### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6498 "2022-08-26T21:26:24Z")
Jennifer still had some glitches to work out in her automotive time machine. ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6499 "2022-08-26T21:29:47Z")
Blues Brothers Day in Chicago is fun… ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [August 26, 2022, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6500 "2022-08-26T22:32:06Z")
To avoid embarrassing public scenes, always spay and neuter your cars. ---
### Author: ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie) #### Post date: [August 27, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6501 "2022-08-27T01:26:08Z")
And that’s how sub-compacts are made. ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [August 27, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6502 "2022-08-27T02:39:11Z")
How normal humans see a battle between Transformers. ---
### Author: ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99) #### Post date: [August 28, 2022, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6503 "2022-08-28T12:10:28Z")
“So get this, honey! I put $32,000 in quarters into the Carvana vending machine, and – you know how sometimes you’re buying a bag of Doritos, and your bag knocks down a hanging one that somebody else had to abandon, so you get two bags?” ---
### Author: ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman) #### Post date: [August 29, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6504 "2022-08-29T18:22:28Z")
“Autobots…roll on!” Your turn Tattetdemalion ---
### Author: ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion) #### Post date: [August 30, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6505 "2022-08-30T04:37:08Z")
I am deeply honored. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/USu8vT_tfdw/maxresdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/USu8vT_tfdw/maxresdefault.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [August 30, 2022, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6506 "2022-08-30T04:48:20Z")
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