# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 327
### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6527 "2022-09-01T20:09:11Z")
Your friendly, neighborhood Spider-Truck
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2022, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6528 "2022-09-02T01:30:55Z")
So it turns out the shortest distance between two points is a curved line.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6529 "2022-09-02T17:00:23Z")
If Batman had this for the Batmobile, he and Robin wouldn’t have to do that tedious wall-climbing eac hwee.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6530 "2022-09-02T17:39:43Z")
The live-action feature film _Speed Buggy_ is on track for a Thanksgiving weekend release, but some compromises had to be made with respect to the title character’s body design.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6531 "2022-09-02T20:32:48Z")
All good, but this one made me laugh loudest:
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> The new Buick HyperFlex 3000. The only truck that can park in those pesky “Compact Only” spaces!
All yours, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie !
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6532 "2022-09-03T02:09:43Z")
Posting from a tablet, let’s see if this works
[ ](https://st1.latestly.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Elephants-steal-sugarcanes-from-truck-380x214.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6533 "2022-09-03T02:40:54Z")
The real challenge is to keep the trucks far enough apart so the elephants can’t reach the hay, but not so far that they tip the trucks over trying to lean over the sides.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6534 "2022-09-03T03:58:29Z")
_Oh, MAN! Carside dining! This Uber driver is DEFINITELY getting five stars!_
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6535 "2022-09-03T11:10:32Z")
“Where’s your homework?”
“The dog ate it.”
Years later:
“Why is your delivery 20 lbs lighter than when it was loaded?”
“The elephant ate it.”
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6536 "2022-09-03T16:01:24Z")
Don’t tailgate the truck - or you may be bringing home some “garden amendment”.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6537 "2022-09-03T19:44:43Z")
Someone’s going to get a ticket for trunk driving…
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### Author:  [@LilXMo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilXMo)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6538 "2022-09-03T23:05:24Z")
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6539 "2022-09-03T23:24:02Z")
WTF is that ?!?!?!?!?!?! etc
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6540 "2022-09-03T23:31:04Z")
> [@pjd](#):
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> WTF is that ?!?!?!?!?!?
A new truck from a European company called _Fotogeschäft_.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6541 "2022-09-04T01:12:30Z")
And the winner is…
> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Oh, MAN! Carside dining! This Uber driver is DEFINITELY getting five stars!
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6542 "2022-09-04T06:13:35Z")
Ta.
Hope this one hasn’t been done.
[ ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/weird-animal-pics-cant-be-explained-6-60b9c53a41dcd__700.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6543 "2022-09-04T14:09:32Z")
This joint is jumpin’! I say, it’s really jumpin’!
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6544 "2022-09-04T15:24:52Z")
Where Gary Larson got his ideas from.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6545 "2022-09-04T15:25:53Z")
Deer and cats do have a common trait: love of the Cha Cha Slide.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6546 "2022-09-04T15:30:04Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Deer and cats do have a common trait
They are both also ingredients in a violin (bridge and strings). Maybe this is from the Stradivarius compound.
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