# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 328
### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6547 "2022-09-04T20:21:26Z")
Interspecies square dancing was a flop
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6548 "2022-09-04T20:59:24Z")
If Disney had known about this place it could have saved a fortune in animators.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6549 "2022-09-05T05:26:50Z")
“Deer Cathouse, I never thought this would happen to me …”
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6550 "2022-09-05T15:40:58Z")
> [@Spoons](#):
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> Deer Cathouse, I never thought this would happen to me …”
Gotta declare this one as the winner.
Take it away, @Spoons!
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6551 "2022-09-05T16:23:21Z")
Thanks! Let’s try this one next:
[ ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/Y4sR876xB2KyYBCWKvqmD8Mk8O0=/900x669/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a31_HU035325/original.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6552 "2022-09-05T16:52:45Z")
-and then a single snowflake landed on top…
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6553 "2022-09-05T18:24:49Z")
They were hoping for an “E for effort”. Instead, they got a “B for Boy, did I make a wrong turn”.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6554 "2022-09-05T19:49:12Z")
“How long did the guy from the Auto Club say it would be?”
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2022, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6555 "2022-09-05T21:59:04Z")
“Hello base camp? Please send out the big tow truck and three changes of underpants.”
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6556 "2022-09-06T17:04:42Z")
It’s not climate change! It’s extreme weather!
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6557 "2022-09-07T01:42:27Z")
Okay, this one made me laugh:
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#):
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> “Hello base camp? Please send out the big tow truck and three changes of underpants.”
Nicely done, @Bonum_Legatum ! Your turn now.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6558 "2022-09-07T14:36:40Z")
Thank you. Let’s see what everyone can make of this. Yup, it’s who you think it is.
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/AffAmBx.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6559 "2022-09-07T14:59:48Z")
“Can’t wait to get to the dark meat so I can make an offensive Sammy Davis Jr. joke…”
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6560 "2022-09-07T15:07:37Z")
“I did it MY WAY!”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6561 "2022-09-07T15:24:45Z")
This is my biggest turkey since _Ocean’s Eleven_.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6562 "2022-09-07T15:59:31Z")
“This is how my boys in Sicily carved up Bubuglio Gibolarro when he squealed to the cops, so keep your mouth shut!”
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6563 "2022-09-07T16:16:32Z")
This piece is for my ex-wife Nancy, and this piece is for my ex-wife Ava, and this piece is for my ex-wife Mia, and this piece is for my widow Barbara. And my kids get the carcass.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2022, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6564 "2022-09-08T13:00:08Z")
Drumroll with a drumstick…
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> This is my biggest turkey since _Ocean’s Eleven_.
Take it away.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6565 "2022-09-08T15:57:04Z")
Thanks!
[ ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.4707f23c8513790ca60276d52391597a?rik=bg5ytDibNzc7HA&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2022, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6566 "2022-09-08T16:26:01Z")
I have 27 children and none of them will “like” a joke I send them.
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