### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6567 "2022-09-08T18:48:31Z")
You’re right – Bugs Bunny does sort of look like Cousin Al!
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6568 "2022-09-08T18:54:20Z")
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6569 "2022-09-08T19:03:38Z")
The chances of a monkey typing Hamlet are one in infinity. For a creature without opposable thumbs; slightly longer.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6570 "2022-09-09T14:19:02Z")
“HIGH FIVE BOYS. i’ve just hacked into the Department of Natural Resources and changed all RABBIT SEASON to DUCK SEASON.”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6571 "2022-09-09T18:36:17Z")
Great answers, and the Winner is…
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#):
>
> You’re right – Bugs Bunny does sort of look like Cousin Al!
Good one, QM!
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6572 "2022-09-09T19:11:12Z")
Doesn’t top **Prof P** ’s picture, but it continues the theme:
[ ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/funny-unexplainable-pictures-3-61a0ab1d50a11__700.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6573 "2022-09-09T21:23:16Z")
It was easier to watch when it was on the desktop.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2022, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6574 "2022-09-09T21:50:10Z")
Just…a…little…more…leverage…
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2022, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6575 "2022-09-10T08:05:55Z")
“I wanted the all-bird-all-the-time channel on our cable package, but all I got was this lousy aquarium.”
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2022, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6576 "2022-09-11T01:19:48Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
>
> Just…a…little…more…leverage…
Winston, the best (IMHO) of a scrawny lot. Evidently I didn’t inspire many of us. Ah well. You caught the spirit of the thing, I believe. Get us a better one!
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6577 "2022-09-11T19:57:40Z")
Thanks for the faint praise 😉
[ ](https://images.lbc.co.uk/images/301149?crop=16_9&width=660&relax=1&signature=8Y8u4jsh1AWdOFTJlFe6iixoy9Y=)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6578 "2022-09-11T21:20:55Z")
God Save The King!
We will, we will, rock you!
Lock Her Up!
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6579 "2022-09-11T21:57:17Z")
The White Guy enclosure at the Tralfamadore Zoo is getting a little crowded.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6580 "2022-09-12T00:48:00Z")
The Billy Graham Crusade just hasn’t been the same since the Proud Boys took over.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2022, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6581 "2022-09-12T00:55:34Z")
Storming the capitol apparently works up an appetite.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2022, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6582 "2022-09-12T11:45:40Z")
_Sports go sports!
I promise I really totally care who wins
If there’s a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
If they’re supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too!_
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2022, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6583 "2022-09-12T11:51:08Z")
“I’m… too sexy for my shirt…”
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6584 "2022-09-12T17:55:47Z")
“Hello travel agent? Cancel my trip to Brazil.”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6585 "2022-09-13T03:21:14Z")
Let’s give it to
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
>
> The White Guy enclosure at the Tralfamadore Zoo is getting a little crowded
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6586 "2022-09-13T04:56:01Z")
[ ](https://www.deceptology.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/6/naked-fluoroscope-jewel.JPG)
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