# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/642 "2020-08-27T01:21:47Z")
I had some problems at first too, but things are fine now. But let’s see if this works … [![](https://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100713/640/strange_people_640_12.jpg) ](https://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100713/640/strange_people_640_12.jpg) How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/643 "2020-08-27T01:34:14Z")
So those “In case of rapture” bumper stickers _are_ real. Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/644 "2020-08-27T01:49:56Z")
The Perry Como SiriusXM station claims two more victims. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/645 "2020-08-27T15:34:02Z")
**We have our winner!** Coffee, take the next round. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/646 "2020-08-27T15:35:00Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > The Perry Como SiriusXM station claims two more victims. This was the winner. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/647 "2020-08-27T21:01:27Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I had some problems at first too, but things are fine now. But let’s see if this works … I still can’t see anything, but it went from a 504 to a 500 Error. Is that better or worse? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/648 "2020-08-27T21:11:52Z")
Thanks! Once again, I thought all the other entries were funnier. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/649 "2020-08-27T21:12:05Z")
[![](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/photoshop-man-riding-chicken-silly-things-bored-people-do.jpg) ](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/photoshop-man-riding-chicken-silly-things-bored-people-do.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/650 "2020-08-27T21:14:09Z")
"Hi-Yo, Speckles! Awaaay! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/651 "2020-08-27T21:16:54Z")
The early test screenings of _Jurassic Park_ looked…different. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/652 "2020-08-27T21:18:05Z")
The 50 ft. Woman’s husband brings home dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/653 "2020-08-27T21:32:15Z")
Fowl Play ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/654 "2020-08-27T21:34:17Z")
NSFW Nobody rides a cock like Bob! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/655 "2020-08-27T21:35:33Z")
How do you secure a riding chicken? Hentai. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/656 "2020-08-27T21:35:58Z")
Chook-chook. The sound of a chicken gun being cocked. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/657 "2020-08-27T21:41:39Z")
Why did the giant chicken cross the road? Her rider made a hard left. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/658 "2020-08-27T21:47:29Z")
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Croft To see what a penny will buy. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/659 "2020-08-27T22:08:21Z")
KFC was unprepared when the war started. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/660 "2020-08-27T22:50:46Z")
John was initially a little worried about establishing his poultry farm so close to a nuclear power plant, but was pleased to find that it had some unexpected benefits. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/661 "2020-08-27T22:51:54Z")
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