# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6587 "2022-09-13T10:51:04Z")
“We’ve done it Dmitri! We found the location of the elusive G-Spot!”
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6588 "2022-09-13T13:49:58Z")
“Ah Miss Jones, cheating on your diet again. Little did you know that Hershey Kisses show up on X-ray.”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6589 "2022-09-13T15:52:16Z")
_I see things in your peritoneum
That belong in a British museum!_
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6590 "2022-09-13T19:26:24Z")
After all the work to steal the radioactive sample of Strontium-90 you had to go and eat it thinking it was a Ferrero Rocher!! Welp… Igor, take it out.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6591 "2022-09-13T19:40:51Z")
“Worse case of impacted navel lint I’ve ever seen”
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6592 "2022-09-13T22:37:15Z")
It slowly dawned on her that having her top removed had been completely superfluous to a stomach x-ray.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6593 "2022-09-14T16:54:19Z")
The winner…
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#):
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> “Worse case of impacted navel lint I’ve ever seen”
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6594 "2022-09-14T17:45:11Z")
OK. I think I’ll give one that should be popular on this site.
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/VFXUyND.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2022, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6595 "2022-09-14T18:17:50Z")
How do you say “fake news” in German?
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6596 "2022-09-14T19:05:59Z")
You know what they say about guys with little hands…
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6597 "2022-09-14T19:08:53Z")
Ivanka thought it would be funny to show her dad this picture, but he bit her head off.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2022, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6598 "2022-09-14T20:58:18Z")
Off with her head! Lock her up!
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6599 "2022-09-15T06:58:52Z")
The years of sucking up Putin’s dick take their toll.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6600 "2022-09-15T07:09:18Z")
“Did I say Jyna? I meant Jermany.”
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6601 "2022-09-15T13:43:22Z")
My dentist said he froze me, and then said “Open Wide”. And by golly, it DID freeze that way.
> [@Spoons](#):
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> “Did I say Jyna? I meant Jermany.”
I think I’m missing something in the translation, but it is odd enough to take the prize.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6602 "2022-09-15T15:24:58Z")
Thanks! Next up …
[ ](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nZ9-t57YPtM/T8a1aWqvLLI/AAAAAAAAAZk/SjIVPPmZCvs/s800/A3.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6603 "2022-09-15T15:31:09Z")
Chicagoans believe a hot dog isn’t complete without a dash of celery salt.
NASCAR fans believe a hot dog isn’t complete without a squirt of 10-40W.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6604 "2022-09-15T21:30:54Z")
It grills fine, but it handles lousy.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6605 "2022-09-15T21:46:02Z")
It goes from 0 to 400 degrees in 1.9 seconds.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6606 "2022-09-15T21:49:54Z")
His stint at the Food Network was a sad low in the career of George Barris.
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