# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 332
### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6627 "2022-09-24T18:57:53Z")
Animal control had to call in help when faced with an extreme case of dog breath.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6628 "2022-09-24T19:02:39Z")
Militarizing the postal service did nothing to neutralize the mailman’s natural enemy.
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6629 "2022-09-25T06:28:38Z")
OK, time to decide on a winner! And the winner is…
> [@Spoons](#):
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> “C’mon, you dogfaces! You wanna live forever?”
Take it away, **Spoons!**
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6630 "2022-09-25T17:55:37Z")
Thanks!
Okay, I have no idea what is going on here. But I’m sure that you folks can tell me:
[ ](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/TFibH12iqzI/AAAAAAABUmU/xKeuxV9yroc/s800/029.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6631 "2022-09-25T18:00:14Z")
Der Upzenfallensmascheninderface. By Revlon.
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2022, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6632 "2022-09-25T20:26:01Z")
Again?! Who switched off gravity this time??
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2022, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6633 "2022-09-25T21:51:18Z")
Trying to mimic Fred Astaire’s dance on the ceiling routine while drunk is never a good idea.
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6634 "2022-09-26T02:05:57Z")
That Belle always has her face stuck in a book!
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### Author:  [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6635 "2022-09-26T04:37:40Z")
Detective Wiltz, the first on the scene, carefully scanned the crime scene and submitted his resignation.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6636 "2022-09-26T04:39:28Z")
You don’t want to be indoors when the Rapture happens.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6637 "2022-09-26T10:43:28Z")
_Oh what a feeling_
_Stapled to the ceiling_
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6638 "2022-09-26T13:24:54Z")
Never practice your high jumps indoors. Just a tip.
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6639 "2022-09-26T13:34:10Z")
“I see you’re still attracted to the guy living on the floor above.”
What was I reading? Levitation for Dummies.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6640 "2022-09-26T13:38:34Z")
This is Lewis Carol. _This_ is Lewis Carol on drugs.
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6641 "2022-09-26T13:50:44Z")
“Regan, are you out of bed yet?”
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6642 "2022-09-26T14:35:18Z")
She always had her nose in books with the most uplifting stories.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6643 "2022-09-26T23:47:59Z")
This one’s going to @Bonum_Legatum for this outrageous visual pun:
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#):
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> “I see you’re still attracted to the guy living on the floor above.”
All yours, **Bonum**!
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### Author:  [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6644 "2022-09-27T12:47:05Z")
Thank you. I confess - it was a caption from a similar cartoon I saw years ago.
Let us try this:
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/NfjsK7t.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6645 "2022-09-27T12:58:51Z")
Posing for Michelangelo was a bitch.
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2022, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6646 "2022-09-27T14:05:44Z")
So it’s gonna be sort of a mash-up of _Tornado!_ and _Close Encounters_. Whaddaya think?
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