# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 337
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6727 "2022-10-16T18:27:07Z")
[https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305042783\_531867828742999\_4836942637552572260\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=101&ccb=1-7&\_nc\_sid=09cbfe&\_nc\_ohc=pZSzUfbilm8AX86L-9E&tn=ruenZYNTfaulq31h&\_nc\_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00\_AT91p6Z6o\_1rhNUE\_sgHWsKYo\_y1vWt263tXXERHneQEsQ&oe=63504E18](https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305042783_531867828742999_4836942637552572260_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=pZSzUfbilm8AX86L-9E&tn=ruenZYNTfaulq31h&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT91p6Z6o_1rhNUE_sgHWsKYo_y1vWt263tXXERHneQEsQ&oe=63504E18) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6728 "2022-10-16T18:35:02Z")
(Great username/picture post.) OK, I’ll go for the obvious: Yes, I’m feeling a little blue today… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6729 "2022-10-16T20:40:43Z")
Benny the Ball knows the old alley isn’t the same since Top Cat passed away. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6730 "2022-10-16T20:41:17Z")
Now, there’s NO chance I’ll be the _Cats_ sequel… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6731 "2022-10-16T23:12:37Z")
🎶 No, it isn’t very pretty what a town without kitty can do…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6732 "2022-10-17T00:01:37Z")
I won’t haz a sad anymore once they let me use a litter box in school. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6733 "2022-10-17T10:52:09Z")
Diabetes Kitty can’t has a cheezburger. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6734 "2022-10-17T15:15:43Z")
Depression Kitty, looking for a client. ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6735 "2022-10-17T17:30:03Z")
Snorlax knew at an intimate level that he was utterly fat and lazy, and felt the familiar flood of deep self-loathing submerging him yet again into the deepest of depressions. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6736 "2022-10-17T17:42:32Z")
Smelly Cat is the only character without a happy ending in the finale of _Friends_. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6737 "2022-10-17T21:37:22Z")
Yes, My Neighbor Totoro DID destroy the Farmers Market, but just LOOK at the remorse in those eyes! Who could stay mad at a face like that? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6738 "2022-10-17T23:21:52Z")
Sad Fat Cat photobomb always happens at the worst time. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6739 "2022-10-17T23:24:34Z")
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Mittens.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6740 "2022-10-21T20:32:22Z")
[Uh, it’s been five days…] ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6741 "2022-10-21T20:38:50Z")
@furryman ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6742 "2022-10-22T18:52:33Z")
Sorry I forgot I posted this. You win @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6743 "2022-10-23T01:22:05Z")
Hold on, trying to find something that won’t get flagged. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6744 "2022-10-23T01:42:34Z")
> **[1.-The-Cooper-Family-Falling-Body.jpg](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jelYop1Sxoi3Wp7_eDH7yFls4rdWlfY0/view?usp=sharing)** > > Google Drive file. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6745 "2022-10-23T01:58:38Z")
🎶 Get ready, all you lonely girls And leave those umbrellas at home 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6746 "2022-10-23T01:59:18Z")
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