# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 339
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6767 "2022-10-29T17:01:21Z")
Calling @Kent_Clark … ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6768 "2022-10-29T20:38:15Z")
Okay, did everyone know October 29 is National Cat Day? [![](https://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/290619-CatHeader.jpg) ](https://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/290619-CatHeader.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6769 "2022-10-29T21:18:27Z")
Yay! The new Harriet Tubman $20 means we can use our Jackson’s for kitty litter! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6770 "2022-10-29T23:31:03Z")
Fat Cats Roll In The Green Stuff ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6771 "2022-10-31T00:53:50Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Yay! The new Harriet Tubman $20 means we can use our Jackson’s for kitty litter! @Elmer_J.Fudd get us back on track! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6772 "2022-10-31T03:40:44Z")
Thanks! [![](https://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/inappropriate-halloween-costumes-9.jpg) ](https://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/inappropriate-halloween-costumes-9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6773 "2022-10-31T03:44:48Z")
TV’s newest detective show: Smokes and Booze. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6774 "2022-10-31T12:05:36Z")
Agents for the Department of Alcohol, Firearms and Tobacco despise their new uniforms. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6775 "2022-10-31T15:10:44Z")
What happens when you consult the Penny Saver for Aversion therapy. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6776 "2022-11-01T13:54:06Z")
This one goes to… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > What happens when you consult the Penny Saver for Aversion therapy. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6777 "2022-11-02T01:18:40Z")
Life’s a pageant. [![](https://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/weird-pig.jpg) ](https://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/weird-pig.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6778 "2022-11-02T01:24:11Z")
Miss Piggy’s Bridal Shower was gonna go hog wild. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6779 "2022-11-02T02:56:23Z")
Mommy, why does Miz Piggy have a bra around her middle? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6780 "2022-11-02T03:36:06Z")
_…and that’s why Shimmy Shammy Promotions won’t be invited to submit a bid on next year’s Daddy-Daughter Purity Dance._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6781 "2022-11-02T04:07:34Z")
“That stripper ain’t kosher!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6782 "2022-11-02T04:12:30Z")
Never mind. Wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6783 "2022-11-02T13:11:15Z")
Corky St. Clair reboots the Blaine, Mo, community theater for a local rendition of _The Masked Singer_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6784 "2022-11-02T13:13:15Z")
Let’s Do The Time Warp Again! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6785 "2022-11-02T13:18:37Z")
When you can’t afford an expensive S&M escort. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6786 "2022-11-02T16:03:51Z")
🎶What good is sitting Alone in your room? Come hear the music play Life is a cabaret, old chum Come to the cabaret 🎶 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=338) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=340)