# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 343
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6847 "2022-11-10T16:34:23Z")
Those new Russian conscripts are quick to surrender. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6848 "2022-11-10T16:51:29Z")
Hello! HELLO! I see you in there hiding behind the half-wall! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6849 "2022-11-10T17:53:27Z")
Geez, that rug looks a lot like ol’ Fred… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6850 "2022-11-10T18:00:26Z")
Whatcha makin’ in there, waffles? I LOVE waffles! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6851 "2022-11-10T18:00:38Z")
“Forget pic-a-nic baskets, Boo-Boo, I’ve hit the motherlode!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6852 "2022-11-10T22:06:13Z")
“Hey! Did you know you can see my den from up here!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6853 "2022-11-10T22:11:38Z")
“If I can just figure out how to get past the invisible barrier, I’ll never have to shit in the woods again!” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6854 "2022-11-11T02:10:42Z")
“Hey, can I get a roll of Charmin out here?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6855 "2022-11-11T17:23:26Z")
Ooh, this one is tough. I like all the answers! I’m going to go with > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Hi, I would like to talk to you about the end of the world.” Take it away, @Knowed_Out! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6856 "2022-11-11T22:08:03Z")
I keep getting the “Sorry, you can’t embed media items” thing, so I had to host this off my G-Drive. > **[b1751d1f45c23038d57cf67b990c211f.jpg](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wP0_35mWNOGcQOGp3Y_Lfk6XFu4cwIdu/view?usp=sharing)** > > Google Drive file. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6857 "2022-11-11T22:21:17Z")
A deep cut Beatles fan. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6858 "2022-11-11T23:33:52Z")
Babies are so attached in their earliest months ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6859 "2022-11-12T02:46:33Z")
After the strain became overwhelming, Octodad finally snapped. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6860 "2022-11-12T02:56:42Z")
The latest in children clothing. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6861 "2022-11-12T17:36:23Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > The latest in children clothing. At first I thought this was lame, then upon reading again found it to be really layered, so to speak. Your go, Prof.! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6862 "2022-11-12T18:16:31Z")
Thanks! (I liked Elmer’s better, myself.) New one: [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.2b350f20d39e48609d4f30ab451d7e79?rik=7liHuYLKt2F8Ow&riu=http%3a%2f%2f2.bp.blogspot.com%2f-mpmpy5JETe4%2fUnqqU335bQI%2fAAAAAAAAJEQ%2frIC3Jgowmd0%2fs1600%2ffunny-thanksgiving-moment.jpg&ehk=NJnaO4BvvUpmKrRT6o0FTdPSf%2bAt6h07hKhyzsvSZD0%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.2b350f20d39e48609d4f30ab451d7e79?rik=7liHuYLKt2F8Ow&riu=http%3a%2f%2f2.bp.blogspot.com%2f-mpmpy5JETe4%2fUnqqU335bQI%2fAAAAAAAAJEQ%2frIC3Jgowmd0%2fs1600%2ffunny-thanksgiving-moment.jpg&ehk=NJnaO4BvvUpmKrRT6o0FTdPSf%2bAt6h07hKhyzsvSZD0%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6863 "2022-11-12T20:09:39Z")
Can you repost? It’s not appearing in my browser (Safari). ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6864 "2022-11-12T20:13:09Z")
Try again: [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.2b350f20d39e48609d4f30ab451d7e79?rik=7liHuYLKt2F8Ow&riu=http%3a%2f%2f2.bp.blogspot.com%2f-mpmpy5JETe4%2fUnqqU335bQI%2fAAAAAAAAJEQ%2frIC3Jgowmd0%2fs1600%2ffunny-thanksgiving-moment.jpg&ehk=NJnaO4BvvUpmKrRT6o0FTdPSf%2bAt6h07hKhyzsvSZD0%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.2b350f20d39e48609d4f30ab451d7e79?rik=7liHuYLKt2F8Ow&riu=http%3a%2f%2f2.bp.blogspot.com%2f-mpmpy5JETe4%2fUnqqU335bQI%2fAAAAAAAAJEQ%2frIC3Jgowmd0%2fs1600%2ffunny-thanksgiving-moment.jpg&ehk=NJnaO4BvvUpmKrRT6o0FTdPSf%2bAt6h07hKhyzsvSZD0%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6865 "2022-11-12T20:16:40Z")
Jeffrey Dahmer’s thanksgiving dream ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6866 "2022-11-12T20:17:37Z")
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