# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 346
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6907 "2022-11-17T01:54:51Z")
Very good!! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6908 "2022-11-17T16:58:05Z")
The winner: > [@Spoons](#): > > “It’s by an English guy. Nigel Tufnel, I think it was. It’s called ‘Lick My Love Pump’.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6909 "2022-11-17T19:24:05Z")
Thanks, **Elmer**! Okay, folks, tell us just what is going on here: [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/funny-children-A-93-5ca60906a8fc3__605.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/funny-children-A-93-5ca60906a8fc3__605.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6910 "2022-11-17T19:41:03Z")
BOY: What is this crap? GIRL: Some cereal. 'S’posed to be good for you. BOY: Screw that, I’m going back in the pool. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6911 "2022-11-17T20:19:12Z")
We’ve replaced the sugar in Timmy and Shirley’s cereal with gamma aminobutyric acid. Let’s watch their melancholic reactions! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6912 "2022-11-17T20:27:36Z")
…and no coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6913 "2022-11-17T20:45:17Z")
“Let’s kill Mikey.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6914 "2022-11-17T22:42:38Z")
Mikey likes this shit, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6915 "2022-11-18T01:21:28Z")
“Screw this, Mom. Oatmeal does NOT cure a hangover.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6916 "2022-11-18T01:51:28Z")
“Thanksgiving at Uncle Seinfeld’s sucks!” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6917 "2022-11-18T13:34:14Z")
The morning Timmy realized that sometimes Satan comes in the form of Frosted Mini Wheats. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6918 "2022-11-18T17:43:01Z")
“Why is the rum always gone?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6919 "2022-11-19T00:04:26Z")
This one’s got to go to @Kent_Clark for this caption that made me laugh out loud: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “Screw this, Mom. Oatmeal does NOT cure a hangover.” Your turn, **Kent**! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6920 "2022-11-19T01:42:34Z")
Time for the World Cup! [![](https://wp.inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/GettyImages-516128550-e1510063718647.jpg) ](https://wp.inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/GettyImages-516128550-e1510063718647.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6921 "2022-11-19T01:45:17Z")
Go-go-gadget hands! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6922 "2022-11-19T07:17:57Z")
At this point he couldn’t deny it. It was obvious to everyone that Phil was taking anabolic steroids. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6923 "2022-11-19T22:17:07Z")
While the goalies loved the new gloves, the forwards were finding the new shoes a tad more cumbersome. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6924 "2022-11-20T00:49:18Z")
After the save, high fives were given around the field. And I mean _around_ the field. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6925 "2022-11-20T01:29:52Z")
…and it stops him from biting his nails! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6926 "2022-11-20T01:30:08Z")
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