# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 347
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6927 "2022-11-20T22:39:43Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > At this point he couldn’t deny it. It was obvious to everyone that Phil was taking anabolic steroids. And @knoodler scores a gooooooooaaaaaalllllll. The throw-in is yours! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6928 "2022-11-21T03:47:57Z")
Thanks @Kent_Clark! Let’s try this: [![](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d011df52f8ffb000123c2b7/1573577845992-T6M9B10CBG9HTBU8A1LE/thanksgiving4?format=750w) ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5d011df52f8ffb000123c2b7/1573577845992-T6M9B10CBG9HTBU8A1LE/thanksgiving4?format=750w) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6929 "2022-11-21T03:59:14Z")
Oooooh! New drugs! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6930 "2022-11-21T04:28:10Z")
Hannibal Lector’s parents weren’t exactly normal themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6931 "2022-11-21T11:55:02Z")
When The Joker got the idea of using tryptophan in his rictus grin-forming chemicals ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6932 "2022-11-21T14:11:15Z")
Baby Snooks goes for dark meat. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6933 "2022-11-21T14:16:31Z")
Few people remember the original 1940s version of _Natural Born Killers_… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6934 "2022-11-22T15:49:05Z")
This one hit my funny bone: > [@Lumpy](#): > > Hannibal Lector’s parents weren’t exactly normal themselves. Take it away, @Lumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6935 "2022-11-22T17:06:02Z")
[![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.cN2DyDUYB4kKv45tDwZL4QHaG9) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.cN2DyDUYB4kKv45tDwZL4QHaG9) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6936 "2022-11-22T17:08:19Z")
Elon Musk Buys Twitter ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6937 "2022-11-22T17:34:33Z")
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel \*^$#ing GREAT! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6938 "2022-11-22T17:43:45Z")
See that cloud? I SOLD THEM THAT! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6939 "2022-11-22T18:52:23Z")
“Hey everybody, I’m the last man on Earth! Like and Subscribe!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6940 "2022-11-22T22:39:38Z")
Some men just want to watch the world burn. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6941 "2022-11-23T05:21:19Z")
“That’s just today. Next week, Mr. Bond will die!” ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6942 "2022-11-23T10:48:03Z")
Tony Blair posing in front of post-Brexit UK. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6943 "2022-11-23T22:42:41Z")
Lots of good quotes, but this is the winner just for timeliness: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Elon Musk Buys Twitter You’re up Prof! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6944 "2022-11-24T02:53:49Z")
Thanks! Happy Holidays! Let’s try… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.nRoW__ydIzc7EuYApAYchwHaFj?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.nRoW__ydIzc7EuYApAYchwHaFj?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6945 "2022-11-24T03:37:08Z")
Competition in the Mitch McConnell look-alike contest is stiff this year. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/6946 "2022-11-24T03:38:00Z")
" Are you hungry, my darling? All right. You take the baron. You take the bald one. And for you, my sweet… the little girl because you’re my favorite. All right! Dinner is served!" [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=346) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=348)