# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 352
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7027 "2022-12-09T13:00:50Z")
Sandy Claus and Friend ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7028 "2022-12-10T02:56:05Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Dancer was the only reindeer that Santa ever invited to the beach. Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight? You’re up, Spoons! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7029 "2022-12-10T03:16:13Z")
Thanks! Okay, in keeping with the current theme, I’m not sure what’s happening here, so why don’t you folks tell me? [![](https://www.homewetbar.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/funny-christmas-pictures-santa.jpg) ](https://www.homewetbar.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/funny-christmas-pictures-santa.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7030 "2022-12-10T05:34:56Z")
“Who wants to climb on Santa’s lap? Ho ho ho!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7031 "2022-12-10T06:04:00Z")
Stan? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7032 "2022-12-10T13:47:14Z")
Friends call me Heat Miser. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7033 "2022-12-10T14:39:21Z")
When you’re unemployed 364 days a year it’s almost inevitable that you might try your hand at porn… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7034 "2022-12-10T15:14:18Z")
“What? How do you think I manage to stay jolly? Can’t always live on Christmas cheer and cookies!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7035 "2022-12-10T15:20:56Z")
He has to drink so much milk on Christmas Eve that it literally oozes out of his pores when he takes a bath. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7036 "2022-12-12T01:18:07Z")
@Knowed_Out get it for this one: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “What? How do you think I manage to stay jolly? Can’t always live on Christmas cheer and cookies!” Take it away, @Knowed_Out ! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7037 "2022-12-12T01:23:37Z")
OK, how about this? [![](http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/5a3231012fb0b-5a1fe1d8423c8_0ZWPBE6__700.jpg) ](http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/5a3231012fb0b-5a1fe1d8423c8_0ZWPBE6__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7038 "2022-12-12T01:55:33Z")
OK, Junior, you got nine lives. Don’t waste 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7039 "2022-12-12T02:52:33Z")
Time to put the “cat” back in “Catholic”. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7040 "2022-12-12T17:26:35Z")
“Mary? You got some 'splaining to do.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7041 "2022-12-12T17:46:57Z")
Further proof that cats are gods, and we but mere servants ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7042 "2022-12-12T18:30:19Z")
Joseph made sure to leave a decoy behind before he and his family fled to Egypt. ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7043 "2022-12-12T23:18:13Z")
“So… a pigeon, eh, Mary?” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7044 "2022-12-12T23:26:56Z")
“Well, it’s not like I’m his real father, anyway…” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7045 "2022-12-12T23:28:18Z")
“Mary, what was that ex-boyfriend’s name again? Panther or something like that?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7046 "2022-12-13T02:51:55Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Further proof that cats are gods, and we but mere servants I’m feline this one is worthy of winning. Your turn, Winston. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=351) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=353)