# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 357
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7127 "2022-12-24T14:28:24Z")
THAT’s the Minister? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7128 "2022-12-24T14:28:50Z")
Look, it’s Santa! And he’s got a dead snake! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7129 "2022-12-24T18:15:59Z")
Wedding’s are for chapels! Now get off my promenade! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7130 "2022-12-24T19:16:23Z")
Someone needs to tell Steve Martin to stop making Father of the Bride sequels. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7131 "2022-12-24T19:21:52Z")
When your wedding coordinator confuses getting married in Reno by Fat Elvis with getting married in San Remo by fat elves. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7132 "2022-12-25T03:37:57Z")
> When your wedding coordinator confuses getting married in Reno by Fat Elvis with getting married in San Remo by fat elves. This. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7133 "2022-12-25T05:14:56Z")
[![](https://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/743/cached.offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OMC/PooPourriSanta-20141126111923918.jpg) ](https://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/743/cached.offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OMC/PooPourriSanta-20141126111923918.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7134 "2022-12-25T13:12:03Z")
Now that’s a Yule log! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7135 "2022-12-25T16:20:11Z")
It’s all that cookies and milk. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7136 "2022-12-25T18:19:51Z")
As he read the graffiti on the stall door, Walt realized… nothing matters anymore. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7137 "2022-12-25T19:02:14Z")
Santa realized too late he forgot to put TP on his list. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7138 "2022-12-25T21:55:31Z")
All I wanted for Christmas was just five minutes of privacy. Just five minutes. Was that too much to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7139 "2022-12-26T15:02:54Z")
I can relate. So many cookies as gifts this year. Next year, just bring alcohol; it’ll kill me slower. The winner; > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > It’s all that cookies and milk. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7140 "2022-12-26T15:36:16Z")
Thankee! Something for after Christmas… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.8084b5b032ea83d8935da11ec948454a?rik=Jd6mun7LSL3NtQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.8084b5b032ea83d8935da11ec948454a?rik=Jd6mun7LSL3NtQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0&sres=1&sresct=1) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7141 "2022-12-26T16:13:53Z")
And they said the dire warnings about Vatican II were unfounded… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7142 "2022-12-26T16:43:38Z")
The Order of St. Yabizness. Who are they? Nun of Yabizness. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7143 "2022-12-26T16:45:51Z")
How do you solve a problem like Maria? And Angela? And Regina? And Josephine? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7144 "2022-12-26T17:09:46Z")
Sisters are doin’ it for themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7145 "2022-12-26T17:11:41Z")
Such vile, calamitous, soul-ruining sin! Drinking Budweiser. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7146 "2022-12-26T21:23:54Z")
Proof that the Sisters of a Thousand Soirees can drink any man under the table. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=356) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=358)