# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 359
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7167 "2023-01-01T13:10:12Z")
“Well, the party invite did say they were going to serve Zombies.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7168 "2023-01-01T13:25:48Z")
The Students for Lauren Boebert New Year’s Jamboree ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7169 "2023-01-01T16:20:43Z")
It’s a dead man’s party, who could ask for more Everybody’s comin’, leave your body at the door ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7170 "2023-01-02T02:41:47Z")
The Board of Directors at FTX. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7171 "2023-01-02T15:23:37Z")
Test audience for VICE TV ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7172 "2023-01-02T15:27:06Z")
When Bud Lime is all that’s left in the cooler… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7173 "2023-01-03T20:53:03Z")
@Elmer_J.Fudd gets it for this one: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > When Bud Lime is all that’s left in the cooler… Take it away, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7174 "2023-01-03T22:34:06Z")
In honor of Public Domain 2023… [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/e9/c5/76e9c565a2549edd380f9e6a6d74f975.gif) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/e9/c5/76e9c565a2549edd380f9e6a6d74f975.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7175 "2023-01-03T23:11:50Z")
Mickey training the Disney lawyers to not let go. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7176 "2023-01-04T04:28:51Z")
“It’s in the key of D major, so you’ll have to use some of the black keys.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7177 "2023-01-04T12:06:54Z")
A hundred years ago, pig genitalia was considered very important. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7178 "2023-01-04T13:12:22Z")
Mickey’s their father ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7179 "2023-01-04T14:55:24Z")
Nobody plays the pigs as well as Mickey. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7180 "2023-01-04T15:01:31Z")
“Music From a Found Hogmonium.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7181 "2023-01-05T00:32:39Z")
The winner: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Mickey training the Disney lawyers to not let go. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7182 "2023-01-05T00:49:14Z")
Thank you. Next up… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.2mAV_wY4zeHTLYIsA7T3vQHaFj?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.2mAV_wY4zeHTLYIsA7T3vQHaFj?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7183 "2023-01-05T02:06:41Z")
“ **PENGUIBUNGA!** ” (and some other words for Discourse) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7184 "2023-01-05T02:14:52Z")
Eat your heart out Jesus! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7185 "2023-01-05T05:51:31Z")
Well now everybody’s heard about the bird. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7186 "2023-01-05T06:27:07Z")
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