# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 361
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7207 "2023-01-09T02:28:42Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Freeze! Sometimes the simplest answer is the best. Next up: @Prof.Pepperwinkle ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7208 "2023-01-09T13:07:45Z")
Danke! [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/6e/8d/ba6e8d88b22932b7fa93011ea4f7e646.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/6e/8d/ba6e8d88b22932b7fa93011ea4f7e646.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7209 "2023-01-09T13:16:48Z")
🎵If you’re going to (Starfleet Headquarters in) San Fran-cisco… 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7210 "2023-01-09T13:17:57Z")
“I mean seriously, Jim, you had to have known…?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7211 "2023-01-09T13:19:19Z")
“Does this make make my ears look smaller?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7212 "2023-01-09T15:19:50Z")
“What can I say Jim? It was the Stardate 2000s.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7213 "2023-01-09T17:00:53Z")
Spock didn’t tell Kirk or McCoy EVERYTHING the Pon-Farr included. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7214 "2023-01-09T18:15:54Z")
🎶I feel pretty, oh so pretty 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7215 "2023-01-10T00:46:11Z")
And the winnah! > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Spock didn’t tell Kirk or McCoy EVERYTHING the Pon-Farr included. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7216 "2023-01-10T01:43:35Z")
While we’re on the subject. . . [![](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p069ht2s.jpg) ](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p069ht2s.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7217 "2023-01-10T01:54:16Z")
EXTERMINATE ME! EXTERMINATE ME! ohhh… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7218 "2023-01-10T15:47:38Z")
Oh, poor Robby! How can I make you feel better? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7219 "2023-01-10T15:49:36Z")
“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only…oh, shit!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7220 "2023-01-10T16:10:58Z")
What do you love about a Weeble? Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7221 "2023-01-10T16:33:02Z")
“So what other attachments do you come with?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7222 "2023-01-10T19:16:26Z")
“Can I borrow your plunger? My toilet’s backed up.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7223 "2023-01-10T20:18:16Z")
Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7224 "2023-01-10T22:40:23Z")
Tie your Dalek down Tie your Dalek down Lock The Doctor out of doors I don’t need him nosin’ around Tie your Dalek down Tie your Dalek down Give it all your love tonight ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7225 "2023-01-11T01:58:41Z")
@Knowed_Out gets this round, for discovering the Daleks have been infiltrating Earth posing as building maintenance supervisors. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Can I borrow your plunger? My toilet’s backed up.” Go for it **Knowed.** ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7226 "2023-01-11T03:06:36Z")
One please. [![](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/mcs/media/images/81271000/jpg/_81271183_yeti6.jpg) ](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/mcs/media/images/81271000/jpg/_81271183_yeti6.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=360) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=362)