# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 364
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7267 "2023-01-18T16:44:53Z")
Make it a whirlpool! I want a whirlpool! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7268 "2023-01-18T16:52:15Z")
Rex on his throne ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7269 "2023-01-18T17:43:58Z")
“Two things. One: I’m not dead. And Two: I’m not a fish.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7270 "2023-01-19T19:28:20Z")
Every dog has his bidet ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7271 "2023-01-20T02:21:11Z")
Take it away, @Prof.Pepperwinkle! > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Every dog has his bidet ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7272 "2023-01-20T16:34:37Z")
Thanks! Uh, let’s see… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.7JobX_btOuzx-0F83LV0cQHaE7?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.7JobX_btOuzx-0F83LV0cQHaE7?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7273 "2023-01-20T16:39:47Z")
It’s true. The bigger the doll, the creepier it is. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7274 "2023-01-20T16:41:09Z")
Pretty in pink, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7275 "2023-01-20T17:01:51Z")
“Some day my Ken will come…” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7276 "2023-01-20T17:03:25Z")
What most people think of when they hear the name Klaus Barbie. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7277 "2023-01-20T23:03:58Z")
“It has nothing to do with him dressing as a woman. I just don’t want him reading to kids, PERIOD!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7278 "2023-01-20T23:33:30Z")
Mr. and Mrs. Dahl came to regret naming their son Babe. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7279 "2023-01-21T13:33:53Z")
Again, lotsa funny answers. But da winna is: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > What most people think of when they hear the name Klaus Barbie. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7280 "2023-01-22T00:01:11Z")
I hope we haven’t already done this one… [![](https://i.insider.com/58637ef7dd0895bc7f8b4aba?width=700) ](https://i.insider.com/58637ef7dd0895bc7f8b4aba?width=700) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7281 "2023-01-22T02:02:40Z")
“Step away from the bananas” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7282 "2023-01-22T03:50:22Z")
Isn’t that just like a monkey, brings knives to a gunfight. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7283 "2023-01-22T13:36:37Z")
The _Night at the Museum_ remake just got a lot more gory. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7284 "2023-01-22T13:59:31Z")
“This is what you bastards get when you ban me flinging poo!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7285 "2023-01-23T19:44:36Z")
The winner… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “Step away from the bananas” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7286 "2023-01-23T21:34:48Z")
There’s snow in the forecast tonight. [![](https://complete-physio.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/iStock-501798962.jpg) ](https://complete-physio.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/iStock-501798962.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=363) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=365)