# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7367 "2023-02-08T17:35:19Z")
Daisy got a restraining order. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7368 "2023-02-08T18:32:23Z")
The Quackhead years ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7369 "2023-02-08T18:38:29Z")
Impersonating a sailor ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7370 "2023-02-08T19:02:54Z")
[not in play] For the life of me I can’t figure out that height scale. Is that supposed to be inches or centimeters? Donald is either seven feet or thirty-three inches tall. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7371 "2023-02-08T19:07:32Z")
Chalk it up to artistic license. The numbers on the left don’t jibe with those on the right, and the hash marks don’t add up. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7372 "2023-02-09T03:35:32Z")
The winner: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Daisy got a restraining order. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7373 "2023-02-09T17:47:00Z")
Meanwhile, in another part of the Magic Kingdon. [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr02/8/11/enhanced-buzz-orig-23492-1389199217-8.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr02/8/11/enhanced-buzz-orig-23492-1389199217-8.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7374 "2023-02-09T17:49:43Z")
Shootout at the M.K. Corral. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7375 "2023-02-09T18:15:08Z")
Did no one do a background check on Alec Baldwin before giving him a job in Frontierland? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7376 "2023-02-09T20:19:12Z")
The attack must have come from Star Wars Land. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are this precise. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7377 "2023-02-09T20:25:58Z")
In another life, Andy figures out how to make his toys grow with him. Then they discover weed. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7378 "2023-02-09T22:52:24Z")
Tonight on _ **Snapped!, Toy Story Edition** _: Tour Guide Barbie discovers Woody has been two-timing her with Jessie all along. “Like a sister, my foot!” she was heard to exclaim before shooting them both dead with Woody’s six-shooter. Also wounded in the crossfire was innocent bystander, Jason Bateman. Or _was_ he so innocent? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7379 "2023-02-10T01:15:29Z")
A double-murder suicide at Disneyland! Film at 11! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7380 "2023-02-10T13:54:38Z")
Final scene of the movie “Reservoir Toys”, a Disney/Tarantino joint. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7381 "2023-02-11T01:26:49Z")
@needscoffee takes it this time due to providing a rich backstory. > [@needscoffee](#): > > Tonight on _ **Snapped!, Toy Story Edition** _: Tour Guide Barbie discovers Woody has been two-timing her with Jessie all along. “Like a sister, my foot!” she was heard to exclaim before shooting them both dead with Woody’s six-shooter. Also wounded in the crossfire was innocent bystander, Jason Bateman. Or _was_ he so innocent? Go for it **needscoffee**. You’ve got a friend in me. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7382 "2023-02-11T02:22:41Z")
Thanks! I hope I haven’t posted this one already. [![](https://i.imgur.com/93f6ULr.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/93f6ULr.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7383 "2023-02-11T02:34:40Z")
Bomb Shelters of the Rich and Famous. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7384 "2023-02-11T02:41:41Z")
Life was good in the forward sections of Snowpiercer. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7385 "2023-02-11T17:56:36Z")
“Thank you for flying Polyester Airlines, and have a far out day!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7386 "2023-02-11T18:37:37Z")
Photo spread for Quonset Fancy Quarterly, Fall 1973. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=368) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=370)