# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/722 "2020-09-04T05:54:30Z")
_“If you say one more bad thing about Pingu you’re not coming with us anymore.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/723 "2020-09-04T06:28:05Z")
_“When you tell us Santa is just a guy in a costume you’re aware of the irony, aren’t you?”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/724 "2020-09-04T10:16:30Z")
_Back in the day no one failed to participate in Take Your Child to Work Day._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/725 "2020-09-04T12:26:29Z")
The Dark Knight’s day job. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/726 "2020-09-04T13:05:19Z")
_“It may be the best Batman birthday party ever but going home by taxi sucks.”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/727 "2020-09-04T13:10:11Z")
With Dick Grayson gone to college, Batman appears to be Robin the cradle. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/728 "2020-09-04T13:52:29Z")
Holy Bucket-of-Bolts Batman! The Batmobile is in the shop again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/729 "2020-09-04T13:56:25Z")
Coming this Fall, a new reality TV series: _Who Will Be The Next Robin?_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/730 "2020-09-04T14:06:29Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > ( **Aside** –did anybody else notice that this photo is from the UK? Look at the license plates on the cars in the background. Hence my spelling of “kerb” for what is spelled “curb” in North America.") It’s a still from [this video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzEmuhP1ZT4) ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/731 "2020-09-04T14:12:46Z")
_“No, the school bus driver is a nice person but the class bully will tear you apart, cape and all.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/732 "2020-09-04T16:36:13Z")
The Wayne Foundation Fund for Bruce’s Bastards afforded the children the finest in English private schools. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/733 "2020-09-04T16:38:55Z")
Fed up with their whining, Batman prepares to throw these children under the bus. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/734 "2020-09-04T16:55:23Z")
_“A slumber party with a man wearing underwear on the outside? I don’t think so.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/735 "2020-09-05T02:49:30Z")
And the winner by a bat-whisker is: > [@running\_coach](#): > > Batman was absent the day they taught underwear in kindergarten. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/736 "2020-09-05T02:52:05Z")
I want to thank all the li… n/m. Have at it. I’ll post a link to the gallery after. I guarantee this is _not_ the weirdest of the bunch. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/BlGCgdvBg9J-png__880.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/BlGCgdvBg9J-png__880.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/737 "2020-09-05T02:59:57Z")
This is why Barbie and Mr. Potato Head are manufactured in different factories. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/738 "2020-09-05T03:55:37Z")
“Ever get the feeling that you’re trapped in an Ingmar Bergman film?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/739 "2020-09-05T03:59:36Z")
“What did Mom ever see in Harvey ‘Two-Face’ Dent anyway?” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/740 "2020-09-05T04:38:42Z")
_A Man’s Guide to Women’s Makeup._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/741 "2020-09-05T04:45:58Z")
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