# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 371
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7407 "2023-02-14T20:51:45Z")
Goldfinger has gotten rather lazy in the body disposal department. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7408 "2023-02-14T23:08:18Z")
Oh my gawd! It’s the new Louis Vuitton! EEEEEEEE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7409 "2023-02-16T01:45:18Z")
All good ones, but I’ll go for vulgarity this time. > [@Lumpy](#): > > Third place runner-up in the “Most Humped Statues” contest. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7410 "2023-02-16T04:16:09Z")
[![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.efd692a186590333cfb5c0e9659306b4?rik=DsMrFNBgl3Pzig&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimg1.looper.com%2fimg%2fgallery%2fthe-worst-movies-ever-made%2fintro-1530318254.jpg&ehk=lWnr0D11AVqBdt1pBZKNlj1wrCoSt1q%2buJpwU3Hp%2b7o%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.efd692a186590333cfb5c0e9659306b4?rik=DsMrFNBgl3Pzig&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimg1.looper.com%2fimg%2fgallery%2fthe-worst-movies-ever-made%2fintro-1530318254.jpg&ehk=lWnr0D11AVqBdt1pBZKNlj1wrCoSt1q%2buJpwU3Hp%2b7o%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7411 "2023-02-16T04:29:54Z")
“Hey look. Dobby discovered Pornhub!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7412 "2023-02-16T05:17:27Z")
“Hide me! Steven Spielberg is gonna have my legs broke!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7413 "2023-02-16T11:37:04Z")
“I can only eat spaghetti noodles and Ramen on your planet.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7414 "2023-02-16T15:44:24Z")
Joe Rogan does _The Hot Ones_ challenge. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7415 "2023-02-16T16:53:54Z")
Robert Downey, Jr. regrets his post-Marvel makeover. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7416 "2023-02-17T03:20:25Z")
Behold the recently unearthed idol to the Roman god peeing freely, Urethra Oris. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7417 "2023-02-17T04:12:12Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > “Hey look. Dobby discovered Pornhub!” Gonna’ give it to @Spoons. Take it away! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7418 "2023-02-17T05:07:37Z")
Woohoo! Thanks, @Lumpy ! Now, there’s got be plenty that can be done with this: [![](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/snake.jpg) ](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/snake.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7419 "2023-02-17T05:11:39Z")
Well, how about them apples. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7420 "2023-02-17T05:21:33Z")
“Why’d it have to be snakes?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7421 "2023-02-17T12:43:10Z")
Boa meets Girl ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7422 "2023-02-17T16:26:27Z")
“Honey, when you asked if your mother could stay with us, I didn’t know it meant this.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7423 "2023-02-18T02:55:04Z")
“When you told me you wanted your pet to be the ring-bearer, I thought you meant something like a cute dog carrying the ring on a satin pillow.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7424 "2023-02-18T05:17:28Z")
Honorable mention goes to @Kent_Clark for this one: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “When you told me you wanted your pet to be the ring-bearer, I thought you meant something like a cute dog carrying the ring on a satin pillow.” But the prize goes to @Prof.Pepperwinkle for this short and sweet one: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Boa meets Girl All yours, Professor! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7425 "2023-02-18T14:03:31Z")
Wow! Thanks. Let’s see… [![](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/funny-sausage-cutlets-mummies-dough-eyes-ketchup-table-halloween-food-159497974.jpg) ](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/funny-sausage-cutlets-mummies-dough-eyes-ketchup-table-halloween-food-159497974.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7426 "2023-02-18T17:52:29Z")
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