# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 375
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7487 "2023-03-03T22:34:05Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > And you thought the bathroom breaks at Amazon were insane! You’re up @knoodler ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7488 "2023-03-04T08:33:33Z")
Thank E\_J.F! [![](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_965/e4047493c53bf9ac41222cf6a39be382.jpg) ](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_965/e4047493c53bf9ac41222cf6a39be382.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7489 "2023-03-04T09:16:30Z")
_Munchkinland PD! I have to commandeer your shopping cart!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7490 "2023-03-04T13:09:16Z")
_Condoms, Mom! You forgot to buy condoms! Again!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7491 "2023-03-04T22:43:21Z")
Move the cart! It’s on my foot! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7492 "2023-03-05T03:26:07Z")
The Election was stolen! The Election was stolen! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7493 "2023-03-05T03:38:37Z")
Little Karen is the reason nobody names their daughters that anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7494 "2023-03-05T03:59:45Z")
“NOOO! I HATE CELERY! I **HATE** IT!!!” (ETA: composer window refuses to accept above line as a complete sentence.) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7495 "2023-03-05T06:07:15Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Move the cart! It’s on my foot! This one hit my funny bone! You’re up, @Kent_Clark! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7496 "2023-03-05T11:19:44Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > (ETA: composer window refuses to accept above line as a complete sentence.) Same thing happened to me when I typed in all caps. After I changed to sentence case, it got accepted. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7497 "2023-03-05T21:32:08Z")
Countdown to March Madness [![](https://www.heartlandcollegesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/USATSI_13985209.jpg) ](https://www.heartlandcollegesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/USATSI_13985209.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7498 "2023-03-05T21:52:17Z")
Nothing shows disrespect for the sport like taking a number 2 during a game. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7499 "2023-03-05T21:57:17Z")
Foul! Interference with an armpit while in possession! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7500 "2023-03-05T22:22:49Z")
College Basketball meets Texas Hold’Em ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7501 "2023-03-06T00:44:40Z")
Can’t double dribble heads either. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7502 "2023-03-06T02:09:09Z")
If he doesn’t get picked up by any teams, he can have a career in MMA. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7503 "2023-03-06T05:08:44Z")
That’s not what a pick up game is. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7504 "2023-03-07T01:26:02Z")
The winner > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Nothing shows disrespect for the sport like taking a number 2 during a game. And nothing like a poop joke for a cheap laugh. You may inbound the ball @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7505 "2023-03-07T01:33:22Z")
Hope I don’t get in trouble for this one… [![](https://nbahoopsonline.com/Pics/weird/swazika.jpg) ](https://nbahoopsonline.com/Pics/weird/swazika.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7506 "2023-03-07T03:22:11Z")
It really was a good idea to cancel the 1940 Olympics. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=374) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=376)