# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/742 "2020-09-05T04:52:35Z")
_ **Through the Wormhole** with Morgan Freeman excels in presenting the complex topic of supersymmetry in an accessible manner._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/743 "2020-09-05T05:04:04Z")
_Before being presented with this close-up, male subjects failed to notice anything unusual about the two ladies._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/744 "2020-09-05T06:18:26Z")
“Whoa, dude. What the hell did I just take?” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/745 "2020-09-05T06:45:12Z")
_Look carefully at this picture and try to guess where the North is._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/746 "2020-09-05T06:46:53Z")
_The G-spot theory seemed a bit confusing at first._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/747 "2020-09-05T10:03:19Z")
_In modern ikebana, however, each composition follows its own rules and dynamics._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/748 "2020-09-05T12:41:39Z")
_There is no Dana - only Zuul._ ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/749 "2020-09-05T18:49:48Z")
“Great, four more mouths to feed!” The untold secret of the Soviet Union: The Children of Chernobyl. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/750 "2020-09-05T20:31:18Z")
Conjoined quadruplets…joined at the hair. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/751 "2020-09-06T00:21:00Z")
What do you get when you cross PhotoShop with FileDuplicator? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/752 "2020-09-06T01:49:00Z")
I dunno, Maisie, I’m starting to get a weird feeling about that plastic surgeon we went to. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/753 "2020-09-06T01:52:48Z")
I am me and you are me and you are he and we are all together… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/754 "2020-09-06T03:00:28Z")
And the winner is… 🥁 🧻 > [@PlaceboTarget](#): > > **Through the Wormhole** with Morgan Freeman excels in presenting the complex topic of supersymmetry in an accessible manner. Tied for second… > [@needscoffee](#): > > What do you get when you cross PhotoShop with FileDuplicator? > [@furryman](#): > > “Great, four more mouths to feed!” > > The untold secret of the Soviet Union: The Children of Chernobyl. As promised, [the full gallery.](https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-instagram-photography-digital-art-ellen-sheidlin/) Have at it @PlaceboTarget ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/755 "2020-09-06T05:44:46Z")
Thank you, @running_coach. I’m sure you had a hard job picking the winner with so many hilarious captions. It’s early in the morning here, in Romania. I’ll be having breakfast first and then I’ll start looking for the next picture so that the “show can go on.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/756 "2020-09-06T06:20:21Z")
Here is the new picture: [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/aa/90/b6aa90807ed93e8a1c10f440140f5863.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/aa/90/b6aa90807ed93e8a1c10f440140f5863.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/757 "2020-09-06T06:38:57Z")
HVAC Man in the final stages of metamorphosis before emerging from his subterranean chrysalis. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/758 "2020-09-06T11:16:01Z")
A recent poll showed that piñatas are favored by 5 out of 6 drinkers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/759 "2020-09-06T13:13:16Z")
Duct Tape Man, Duct Tape Man, does whatever a… nope, I’m stuck. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/760 "2020-09-06T13:21:35Z")
Long before _Mythbusters_, Adam Savage first experienced being duct-taped to things. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/761 "2020-09-06T15:10:43Z")
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