# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 381
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7607 "2023-03-25T22:23:49Z")
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7608 "2023-03-25T22:25:44Z")
By the crossing of my shines, something wicked soon begins. Especially once Menes gets home. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7609 "2023-03-26T02:16:22Z")
Sunday afternoon with Pamela Des Barres. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7610 "2023-03-26T03:16:59Z")
_Zen and the Art of Toe Maintenance_ ---
**Author:** ![SharltoCopley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sharltocopley/32/12309_2.png) [@SharltoCopley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SharltoCopley)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7611 "2023-03-26T22:11:00Z")
We got a winner! Over to you. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7612 "2023-03-26T23:31:56Z")
Who’s the winner? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7613 "2023-03-27T02:27:23Z")
I assume its Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![SharltoCopley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sharltocopley/32/12309_2.png) [@SharltoCopley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SharltoCopley)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7614 "2023-03-27T11:24:52Z")
It’s Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7615 "2023-03-27T13:47:03Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.travelinusa.us/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/10/itinerario-nevada-1.jpg) ](https://www.travelinusa.us/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/10/itinerario-nevada-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7616 "2023-03-27T14:32:27Z")
"What’s with all the open pits? “It’s where old clown gimmicks go to die.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7617 "2023-03-27T14:45:24Z")
I can’t wait to see how many customers they can squeeze into the office. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7618 "2023-03-27T15:12:42Z")
Front desk – could you send someone in to Mr. Sondheim’s room? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7619 "2023-03-27T15:40:26Z")
And the service? It is to laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7620 "2023-03-27T16:04:38Z")
“It’s okay, kids. What could possibly be bad about finding clowns in every room?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7621 "2023-03-27T17:01:48Z")
The latest sequel to **Psycho** proved too triggering for release. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7622 "2023-03-27T21:45:27Z")
The continental breakfast is a pie to the face. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7623 "2023-03-28T12:40:39Z")
AKA The Ronald McDonald Rest Home ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7624 "2023-03-28T13:19:01Z")
The winner… > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Front desk – could you send someone in to Mr. Sondheim’s room? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7625 "2023-03-28T15:21:23Z")
Thanks, Elmer. Here’s one: [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-3.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7626 "2023-03-28T15:26:25Z")
Little Evel Knievel’s first attempt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=380) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=382)