# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 383
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7647 "2023-04-02T18:32:14Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Budget cuts on _The Mandalorian_ are starting to show. All yours, Mr. Fudd. _Knowed\_Out_, except for the mindmeld thing, yours was an actual description of the pic. I’m not completely sure, but I _think_ that’s an automatic disqualifier. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7648 "2023-04-02T22:01:48Z")
Seriously? That was just a wild-assed guess. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7649 "2023-04-02T22:35:26Z")
Here we go… [![](https://www.withoutthestate.com/.a/6a00d8341c484153ef022ad3aaccae200d-pi) ](https://www.withoutthestate.com/.a/6a00d8341c484153ef022ad3aaccae200d-pi) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7650 "2023-04-02T23:20:35Z")
Bob always used too much lighter fluid on the charcoal. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7651 "2023-04-02T23:49:44Z")
Jane always loved watching Bob use his mastery of fire-kwon-do to defeat conflagrations. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7652 "2023-04-03T00:45:33Z")
As the flames drew closer to Bob’s crotch, Jane rejoiced. “Now maybe I can change out of this ridiculous Madonna swimsuit,” she hoped. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7653 "2023-04-03T10:27:22Z")
“Quick, Jane, the extinguisher!” yelled Bob, “I have to put out the sun!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7654 "2023-04-03T17:04:48Z")
“Whoever knew landing on the sun would be this exciting!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7655 "2023-04-04T04:14:12Z")
The winner > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Whoever knew landing on the sun would be this exciting!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7656 "2023-04-04T10:55:29Z")
I think this is from the same place Elmer used, so on with more pulp! [![](https://www.withoutthestate.com/.a/6a00d8341c484153ef022ad3ca771a200b-320wi) ](https://www.withoutthestate.com/.a/6a00d8341c484153ef022ad3ca771a200b-320wi) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7657 "2023-04-04T12:18:46Z")
The Bayou needs Babes. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7658 "2023-04-04T12:57:09Z")
Way I figgers it, Billy Jean, some local boys musta run outta chickens to do it with and started takin’ up screwin’ the 'gators. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7659 "2023-04-04T13:58:31Z")
Abner and Daisy Mae should never have taken that short cut through the black lagoon on their honeymoon to Okefenokee. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7660 "2023-04-04T14:32:27Z")
“Let GO woman, I’m tryin’ to fight here!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7661 "2023-04-04T18:04:47Z")
One of Donald Trump’s fevered dreams about the indictment. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7662 "2023-04-04T22:18:42Z")
George Romero’s remake of _The African Queen_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7663 "2023-04-05T11:58:51Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Way I figgers it, Billy Jean, some local boys musta run outta chickens to do it with and started takin’ up screwin’ the 'gators. That caption goes with your icon so well. Take it away QM! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7664 "2023-04-05T15:02:31Z")
Aww, shucks… I hope we haven’t used this already; it goes so nicely with the previous caption. [https://s38377.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/weird-pictures-that-will-make-you-giggle-despite-your-best-intentions\_18.png.webp](https://s38377.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/weird-pictures-that-will-make-you-giggle-despite-your-best-intentions_18.png.webp) Hm. I’m getting an error message that says I can’t get a preview for this. Trust me, go to the link and it’s a picture. Maybe somebody can help. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7665 "2023-04-05T15:05:33Z")
[![](https://yocto.scrolller.com/is-this-a-crocodile-or-an-alligator-4grq4b7ylo-540x757.jpg) ](https://yocto.scrolller.com/is-this-a-crocodile-or-an-alligator-4grq4b7ylo-540x757.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7666 "2023-04-05T15:08:38Z")
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