# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 384
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7667 "2023-04-05T15:15:12Z")
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7668 "2023-04-05T15:42:23Z")
Way I figgers it, Billy Jean, some local boys musta run outta chickens to adopt and started takin’ up parentin’ the 'gators. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7669 "2023-04-05T16:16:39Z")
Don’t be an alli-hater. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7670 "2023-04-05T17:54:12Z")
Yesterday I took him to the zoo; now I’m taking him to the beach. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7671 "2023-04-05T19:20:49Z")
We’ll take a Big Mac, a chocolate shake, and 10 Filet-O-Fish. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7672 "2023-04-06T01:44:58Z")
I’ll damn well side seat dive if I feel like it, son. I’ve been on the road since the Triassic, when you were nuthin but a hairless therapsid. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7673 "2023-04-06T20:31:56Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > We’ll take a Big Mac, a chocolate shake, and 10 Filet-O-Fish. Simple and elegant IMHO. Take it away, **needscoffe**! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7674 "2023-04-06T21:10:32Z")
Thanks! Hope this is a new one: [![](https://i.imgur.com/3WYTIh3.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/3WYTIh3.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7675 "2023-04-06T21:12:12Z")
Now, now, not a Peep out of you two! Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on it’s slay. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7676 "2023-04-06T21:30:21Z")
“And we thought Santa Claus was scary…” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7677 "2023-04-06T21:47:49Z")
Elwood P. Dowd is a _horrible_ babysitter. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7678 "2023-04-07T00:35:00Z")
“Sure, eat those eggs. You’re gobbling down chicken babies. Their mommies will never love them again because of you.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7679 "2023-04-07T02:34:19Z")
40 years later: Baby: Back in my day, this is what we called “fun”. Plus, I had gas. Toddler: The Easter Bunny was creepy, but not as much as my priest. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7680 "2023-04-07T04:04:48Z")
Donnie Darko meets Frank for the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7681 "2023-04-07T04:39:08Z")
“And I’m the bad guy?” -Elmer J Fudd ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7682 "2023-04-07T06:30:11Z")
David Lynch’s ‘Harvey’ remake was not a success. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7683 "2023-04-07T22:15:47Z")
Tough choice, but I dub this one the winner: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Sure, eat those eggs. You’re gobbling down chicken babies. Their mommies will never love them again because of you.” All yours, @Knowed_Out! (Special award to @Elmer_J.Fudd for username/post!) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7684 "2023-04-08T02:49:15Z")
Happy first Sunday after the full moon after beginning of Spring or whatever the formula is. [![](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03600/easter-bunnies-3_3600457k.jpg) ](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03600/easter-bunnies-3_3600457k.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7685 "2023-04-08T03:43:32Z")
The Easter that Sam Elliott got the idea to grow a mustache changed his whole career path. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7686 "2023-04-08T04:14:41Z")
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