# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 385
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7687 "2023-04-08T11:59:08Z")
Elizabeth Warren: The Early Years ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7688 "2023-04-08T20:07:48Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Elizabeth Warren: The Early Years That cracks my eggs. You’re up Prof! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7689 "2023-04-08T20:21:27Z")
Thankee! Let’s try… [![](https://i.insider.com/60d4959a5f52060018bbed32?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ](https://i.insider.com/60d4959a5f52060018bbed32?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7690 "2023-04-08T21:50:02Z")
Papa? Can you hear me? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7691 "2023-04-10T06:13:05Z")
Wow! What a DILF! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7692 "2023-04-10T10:26:54Z")
Well, Easter weekend, not much action, but still I think this one would’ve won anyway: > [@knoodler](#): > > Papa? Can you hear me? Go for it, **knoodler**! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7693 "2023-04-10T22:40:27Z")
Thanks **Prof!** [![](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/82B4/production/_87806433_babies-hammers-easter-postcard.jpg) ](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/82B4/production/_87806433_babies-hammers-easter-postcard.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7694 "2023-04-11T01:46:39Z")
If you want to bludgeon a chicken, you have to break some eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7695 "2023-04-11T01:50:50Z")
Maxwell Edison had a twin brother? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7696 "2023-04-11T11:14:15Z")
Workers unite! Fly free of your oppressive eggshells! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7697 "2023-04-11T12:27:16Z")
Listen up, kid! There’s no jelly beans in these eggs! Squawk! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7698 "2023-04-12T00:04:40Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > If you want to bludgeon a chicken, you have to break some eggs. Who wants omelets? You’re next @Kent_Clark! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7699 "2023-04-12T00:12:16Z")
And now that Easter/Passover is behind us, it’s officially allergy season. [![](https://www.health.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0018/1004904/varieties/385-md.jpg) ](https://www.health.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0018/1004904/varieties/385-md.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7700 "2023-04-12T03:02:16Z")
No sniffing dog could track “Stinkfoot” Bundy. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7701 "2023-04-12T15:24:54Z")
Aubrey Plaza’s dog ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7702 "2023-04-12T15:56:44Z")
Few people knew Jeff Dunham’s dog was also named “Walter.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7703 "2023-04-13T01:42:20Z")
How can I resist Stinkfoot Bundy? @Lumpy it’s all yours. > [@Lumpy](#): > > No sniffing dog could track “Stinkfoot” Bundy. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7704 "2023-04-13T02:40:15Z")
[![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.a30821b800f7247e7ae7f1dc9381d575?rik=YZELrXhEdxHqJA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.atr56.it%2fimages%2fSxm+-+09-04.jpg&ehk=8YWWc1IZcy8hBGORB89idZ0Wf7yjOmMdG776olpBJ4E%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.a30821b800f7247e7ae7f1dc9381d575?rik=YZELrXhEdxHqJA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.atr56.it%2fimages%2fSxm+-+09-04.jpg&ehk=8YWWc1IZcy8hBGORB89idZ0Wf7yjOmMdG776olpBJ4E%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7705 "2023-04-13T11:33:06Z")
“Sure it’s dangerous and petrifyingly scary, but we get to have our _Pushing Tin_ moment.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7706 "2023-04-13T11:53:45Z")
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