# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 390
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7787 "2023-04-25T05:54:47Z")
Go for it, QM! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7788 "2023-04-25T13:13:54Z")
Sorry for the delay – time-zone thing. (It’s around 9:00 AM as I write this.) I hope this isn’t a re-run. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-4.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7789 "2023-04-25T13:24:44Z")
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s And his hair was perfect ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7790 "2023-04-25T13:29:55Z")
“Alpha Male looking to share drinks, conversation, and maybe a whole lot more…” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7791 "2023-04-25T13:46:33Z")
Sure. You can be proactive about having hair of the dog in the morning, but who wants to wake up with fleas? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7792 "2023-04-25T14:29:13Z")
When they told me she was smart with lots of personality, I knew she’d be a real dog. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7793 "2023-04-25T18:18:55Z")
A dog’s bark may not be worse than his bite, but a bar’s dog is a bit better. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7794 "2023-04-25T18:23:33Z")
I don’t know what’s wrong with my dog. He keeps wining. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7795 "2023-04-25T18:39:49Z")
“How does this wine pair with fresh, lightly-littered, tabby scat?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7796 "2023-04-25T19:16:45Z")
Whenever I want to drink alone, I just foam at the mouth a little bit and they clear out instantly. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7797 "2023-04-25T20:16:15Z")
I’ll have a Duke please; that’s “doge” in Italian. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7798 "2023-04-25T21:39:30Z")
“We don’t see a lot of your type in here.” “And at these prices, you won’t see many more of us.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7799 "2023-04-26T03:53:15Z")
Hey Harry, ain’t that the bitch that shot you down last Friday? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7800 "2023-04-26T12:54:35Z")
Nice work, team! For no profound reason, this is my fave, so over to you, **Elmer!** > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “How does this wine pair with fresh, lightly-littered, tabby scat?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7801 "2023-04-26T14:31:43Z")
Thanks! [![](https://historydaily.org/content/53699/7157ef1fc11a4f7166469406517aaa9b.jpg) ](https://historydaily.org/content/53699/7157ef1fc11a4f7166469406517aaa9b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7802 "2023-04-26T14:38:09Z")
Look alive sleepyhead! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7803 "2023-04-26T14:41:03Z")
I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin 'Til the Crow-Man, he comes ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7804 "2023-04-26T15:41:50Z")
Humim puts baby Odin to bed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7805 "2023-04-26T20:33:07Z")
A young Alfred Hitchcock is about to have the experience that created a movie later in his life. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7806 "2023-04-26T23:46:41Z")
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